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Old 09-07-2006, 09:01 AM
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"Look a dis.. I had 4-7-1-9.. It come 9-3-2-7.. I was soooo close. Damn."
In addition to all the other wonderful things the spa meet offered, that everyone has been so good to chronicle for those of us who couldn't be there, it apparently was most certainly a comedy festival.

This is good stuff!
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:16 AM
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In addition to all the other wonderful things the spa meet offered, that everyone has been so good to chronicle for those of us who couldn't be there, it apparently was most certainly a comedy festival.

This is good stuff!
A/J,

Rarely have so many laughed so hard so frequently.. Hooves, Sammy and Ateam will undoubtedly keep adding to the myriad of one-liners that had us in stitches on a daily basis...

"Canadian Migrant workers.."

"11.. 11 people in the house.. ELEVEN."

"Seee-ack-ahhh!"

"Two Shanaynayes"

"You're a racing fan? Come stay at the house.."
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:25 AM
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A/J,

Rarely have so many laughed so hard so frequently.. Hooves, Sammy and Ateam will undoubtedly keep adding to the myriad of one-liners that had us in stitches on a daily basis...

"Canadian Migrant workers.."

"11.. 11 people in the house.. ELEVEN."

"Seee-ack-ahhh!"

"Two Shanaynayes"

"You're a racing fan? Come stay at the house.."
Great, I hope they keep them coming. Some of them i guess, you had to be there to GET it.

But the others, especially like the one about the super "I was sooo close", have got me rolling in laughter.
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:30 AM
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"lets get FUKK-O ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW".....the most hated man in saratoga..lol
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Old 09-07-2006, 09:48 AM
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"lets get FUKK-O ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW".....the most hated man in saratoga..lol
that made shmoopie laugh.
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Old 09-07-2006, 02:26 PM
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Look at dis right hurr.. I bet 4-2-1-3.. It came in 9-12-10-11.. You see how close I wuz? All I had to do was use the outside horses instead of the inside horses and I get eleven thousand dollars man.

I'll add my front of the shirt post later on.
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