Stonegossard to announce his Derby pick

[Handicappy]

Originally Posted by justindew

Conversation between my girlfriend and me when she saw DrugS avatar as I was browsing around this website lastnight:

Her: Why do you call yourself The Indomitable Drugs?

Me: I don't. My name here is justindew. Drugs is another guy.

Her: Wait. What? Why is the picture I took of you next to his name?

Me: Because....it just is.

Her: Did you send it to him?

Me: No. I suspect he found it on the Derby site or Road To The Roses.

Her: So, why did he put it next to his name?

Me: Where are we going for dinner?

Her: I'm cooking. Justin, why did some man named Drugs take your picture and put it next to his name?

Me: I'm not exactly sure. I think he's trying to be ironic.

Her: What's ironic about taking someone's picture and putting it next to your name?

Me: Because a number of the people who post here don't think I deserve to have a blog on the Derby site. So he's sort of taking a jab at me.

Her: Do you know him?

Me: No.

Her: Does he know you?

Me: No.

Her: So he's a giant douche then?

Me: Well, I don't know. I've never met him. I'm not even sure Drugs is a he.

Her: You don't have a picture of anyone next to your name, do you?

Me: No. I have a Japanese flag.

Her: Why?

Me: Long story.

This is the funniest dialogue that I've heard of in along time. I can only imagine what was going on in her mind as she is asking you all these questions.

[Merlinsky]

Originally Posted by Handicappy

This is the funniest dialogue that I've heard of in along time. I can only imagine what was going on in her mind as she is asking you all these questions.

Probably something along the lines of "I wonder if Justin's on the down low.."

Anyone who hasn't seen the music video "Umbrella" by Rihanna, go see the part where she's covered in silver paint, then look back at the picture of Justin in DrugS avatar. You'll have a 'whoa' moment.