April 15th Tea Party

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

btw: your state is seceding according to some of the cooler heads at pa. thought you should know.

yes indeed

We pledge allegiance to Texas right after we
pledge allegiance to the United States at school.

Texas is also indivisible and under God.
(Never mind we have 254 county jurisdictions)
Since we are under you not once, but twice each day,
I formally request you just step on us
and squeeze the precious bodily fluids from our state.