"His mother-in-law is dying right now".. "I'm almost done."

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Originally Posted by AeWingnut

I've been pulled over (twice) because my name ends in a vowel
yes, they asked to search
it was 3 am
and I didn't have a gun so I said yes to the search
man... he looked twice at everything and said things like, "that's a funny place for a gas tank"

WTF

I kept waiting for him to reach in his pocket and pull out a packet of powder and claim to find it.

That actually happened and the cop got busted. the kid was the son of some cop in another town

ooops

I can give you a couple towns near Chicago where the cops will let you slide BECAUSE your name ends in a vowel as long as it's not one of those Mexicani names. Another hint I got a long time ago from a cop was if you don't want to be pulled over DON'T wear a baseball hat (especially backwards), have anything hanging from the mirror, be out driving after 1am or have bumper stickers UNLESS they say Child on Board or My Kid is a Honor Student at .....

There are ways to stealth your profile.

Gives me an idea for the 'Ole white lady' driver's mask to be selliing soon in a liquor store/head shop near you.