Let's Play Mascot Matchup

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West
UConn-Chattanooga: Huskies get bitten by the snakes and get poisoned. Chattanooga
BYU-Texas A&M: Cougars scare farmers. BYU
Purdue-UNI: A bunch of geeks building engines or a Panther? UNI
Washington-Mississippi State: Huskies are bigger than Bulldogs. Both are good fighters, but Michael Vick says Bulldogs. MSU
Marquette-Utah State: Farmers scare away Eagles with scarecrows. Utah State
Missouri-Cornell: What is a "Big Red"? A stick of gum? Missouri
Cal-Maryland: The Bear tries his best but the Terrapin hides in his shell. The Bear gets disinterested and raids someone's campsite instead. Maryland
Memphis-Cal State Northridge: The Matadors ole' the Tigers like they do in a bullfight. CSN

Round 2
Chattanooga-BYU: Mocs poison another animal. Chattanooga
UNI-Mississippi State: Dogs and cats again! MSU
Utah State-Missouri: Farmers don't like Tigers. Missouri
Maryland-CSN: Rock, Scissors, Paper= Paper (the matador's cloth) covers rock (a turtle). CSN

Round 3
Chattanooga-MSU: Snakes are dangerous to dogs. Chattanooga
Missouri-CSN: The Matadors ole' another group of Tigers like they did in the first round. CSN

Round 4
Chattanooga-CSN: Even Matadors can't avoid getting bitten by Moccasins. Chattanooga

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Midwest
Round 1
Louisville-Playin opponent: Cardinals fly higher than Hornets but not as high as the Eagles. We'll say the Hornets win the opening round, so Louisville advances.
Ohio State-Siena: A nut or someone representing God? Seriously? Siena
Utah-Arizona: All these years and I still don't know what a Ute is. Arizona
Wake Forest-Cleveland State: Evil people representing God versus Viking explorers. Tough call but I think God forgives them for being evil. Wake
West Virginia-Dayton: Daniel Boone shoots down a biplane. Too bad the Flyers didn't bring their B-52's. WVU
Kansas-NDSU: Bison crush Jayhawks, remember the last time Kansas faced a Bison (Bucknell) as a #3? NDSU
BC-USC: Eagles get slashed down by Trojans on their horse. USC
Michigan State-Robert Morris: Both are represented by historic settlements. Colonials had guns but Spartans had body armor. Tough call, but the body armor survives. Michigan State

Round 2
Louisville-Siena: God advances the Saints over a pretty bird. Siena
Arizona-Wake Forest: God advances the Deacons over an animal. Wake
West Virginia-NDSU: The Mountaineers herd the Bison. WVU
USC-Michigan State: Helen of Troy was married to the King of Sparta. Eventually, Troy fell when Sparta's allies rolled in hidden in a horse statue. MSU

Round 3
Siena-Wake: Good Saints advances over Evil Deacons. Siena
WVU-Mich St: Mountaineers have guns and Spartans have body armor. Body armor doesn't survive a second battle. WVU

Round 4:
Siena-WVU: The Saints lead the Mountaineers to the promised land... but get there first. Siena

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Final Four
Xavier-SFA: Lumberjacks finally get shot down by long distance rifles. Xavier
Chattanooga-Siena: The Mocs try to bite but God gives the Saints another life. Siena

Championship game:
Xavier-Siena: Saints survive a bullet wound and God strikes down the Musketeers. Siena is your Mascot Champion!