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Old 02-18-2009, 08:13 PM
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Derby Lane has a more than adequate buffet
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Old 02-18-2009, 08:20 PM
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My drunk self before I go to sleep is thinking about this now -

I have been to Tampa before.......................

and it is home to........................................

a nice place to relax and enjoy some "adult beverages" viewing

some adult ladies............................................ .............

and if I am not mistaken.......................................... ..........

one of the biggest and best in the country..............................

I ain't talkin horses or greyhounds
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Old 02-18-2009, 08:37 PM
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Over/Under on number on times GPK refers to the dogs as horses: 12

Most likely winner: Kiowa Icantfindmywayhomeandmygoodfriendsleftmehere
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Old 02-18-2009, 09:06 PM
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My drunk self before I go to sleep is thinking about this now -

I have been to Tampa before.......................

and it is home to........................................

a nice place to relax and enjoy some "adult beverages" viewing

some adult ladies............................................ .............

and if I am not mistaken.......................................... ..........

one of the biggest and best in the country..............................

I ain't talkin horses or greyhounds
can Sumitas please crack the code?
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Old 02-18-2009, 10:52 PM
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can Sumitas please crack the code?
Be yourself before someone else does .
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:48 PM
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can Sumitas please crack the code?
uhm, I hope I am not posting something wrong on your site

the place I was referring too begins with "mons"

now a couple years ago when I was there it was
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Old 02-21-2009, 02:48 AM
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My drunk self before I go to sleep is thinking about this now -

I have been to Tampa before.......................

and it is home to........................................

a nice place to relax and enjoy some "adult beverages" viewing

some adult ladies............................................ .............

and if I am not mistaken.......................................... ..........

one of the biggest and best in the country..............................

I ain't talkin horses or greyhounds
= "I have problems" ; sumitas
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Old 02-18-2009, 09:36 PM
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Derby Lane has a more than adequate buffet
I hit up there matinee buffet a few times a couple weeks ago.

They need to have that strip club next to the track condemned though.
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Old 02-18-2009, 10:09 PM
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Kev, this sounds like nothin' but *good times*... but I've got to be honest with you, Scav tells a better story - of course, that's because he lives a lot crazier life than you do, but still, he's the King of vacay stories.

Live 'n it up, get crazy, or I'm tunin' out








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Old 02-19-2009, 06:57 AM
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Kev, this sounds like nothin' but *good times*... but I've got to be honest with you, Scav tells a better story - of course, that's because he lives a lot crazier life than you do, but still, he's the King of vacay stories.

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I stayed up til 9:30 last night!! Isn't that crazy enough for you?
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:17 AM
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I stayed up til 9:30 last night!! Isn't that crazy enough for you?

Oh no, when you start talking about your bed time that's a sign you're getting old... old people aren't crazy

Let's all chip and and get Scav a ticket to Florida!




Seriously Kev, keep up the fun, keep posting and let us know how big your bankroll is getting
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:21 AM
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Oh no, when you start talking about your bed time that's a sign you're getting old... old people aren't crazy

Let's all chip and and get Scav a ticket to Florida!




Seriously Kev, keep up the fun, keep posting and let us know how big your bankroll is getting
Leave Scavs right were he is. This trip is for us grown folks
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:35 AM
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I should totally drive down to the dog track tonight
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:05 AM
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Oh no, when you start talking about your bed time that's a sign you're getting old... old people aren't crazy

Let's all chip and and get Scav a ticket to Florida!




Seriously Kev, keep up the fun, keep posting and let us know how big your bankroll is getting
Scav considered going but he was just too busy. Would have loved to enjoyed some time with Bigs and GPK, and the ice cream eating machines.
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:19 AM
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I stayed up til 9:30 last night!! Isn't that crazy enough for you?
When the phone rings at my house at 9:30, I instantly think someone has died.
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