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Old 12-16-2008, 04:29 PM
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I was going to sing some love songs,too...Steeeeeve.



You really blew it this time,guy.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:31 PM
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As well as my famous horsey imitations.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:37 PM
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AIDS for horsies! Oh no!!!
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:38 PM
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NOW who's on?


Murph The Surph?
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:45 PM
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Monotone Mike.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:47 PM
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Wait.

It's Dr. Sleep Allday
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:49 PM
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Wait.

It's Dr. Sleep Allday

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Old 12-16-2008, 04:48 PM
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Oh .




Sounds exciting.

I'm listening to the weather station.
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:25 PM
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As well as my famous horsey imitations.
YOWWW !!

Outrageous, absolutely outrageous you were forgotten and left sitting in the waiting room while you were preparing ciphers and love songs...and NEIGH'SSSSSSSSS !!

I hope you slammed the door when you left in a huff....

Here I'll give you some does it make you feel better....
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:40 AM
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Too kind,Franny.

Anything helps after the Mother of all Stiffings yesterday."Morty..hey guy. You call anytime."



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Old 12-17-2008, 10:27 AM
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Steve won't be having me on today,either, as his high powered line up of guests are:



Bob the Cabbie

Vicki"Hot" Walker

A dead person

Barney Rubble

An apple

An ice cube

Riki Lake

Erie Lake

Mr. Ed

and The Joke of the Day-----OinkMan
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:42 AM
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He got Rubble to do the show? That's great!
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:44 AM
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:14 PM
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Steve won't be having me on today,either, as his high powered line up of guests are:

Bob the Cabbie

Vicki"Hot" Walker

A dead person

Barney Rubble

An apple

An ice cube

Riki Lake

Erie Lake
Also!

Veronica Lake...

Betty and Veronica...

and Elvis Costello singing 'Veronika'
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:20 PM
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Also!

Veronica Lake...

Betty and Veronica...

and Elvis Costello singing 'Veronika'

Scintillating.


Get Thebby on there and have her explain the functionality of her disfucntional dart gun.
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Steve won't be having me on today,either, as his high powered line up of guests are:



Bob the Cabbie

Vicki"Hot" Walker

A dead person

Barney Rubble

An apple

An ice cube

Riki Lake

Erie Lake

Mr. Ed

and The Joke of the Day-----OinkMan

* Plus *


Bob the Builder

Johnny Walker and his brothers..... Black & Red

The ghost of Man O' War

Spacely Sprocket

Kumquat

Dry Ice

Land O' Lakes

Arnold the Pig

and the Mystery Photo of the Day.....

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and the Mystery Photo of the Day.....[/color][/b]
A phone man would realize that this is the first pole of the 11 lead, with a nail missing. Absolutely no mystery. Try again.
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