December 2nd 4:28PM Channel 126

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by GBBob

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Ohio horse racing..



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Ohio lottery..very informative piece

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lol

[Mortimer]

All right...let's not stop this already..


Let's hear some more chatter here!!

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

All right...let's not stop this already..


Let's hear some more chatter here!!

Snore!

I mean you were BRILLIANT Morty dah-ling! Can't wait for you to have your own show.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Snore!

I mean you were BRILLIANT Morty dah-ling! Can't wait for you to have your own show.

!!


GOOD!

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

All right...let's not stop this already..


Let's hear some more chatter here!!

you almost sounded like a normal person. must have been the sickness.

[geeker2]

I think you need an advance topic to talk about - so the anticipation will build and build...

and you need a segment name - something like

"It's a Mortimer World"


"Tales from the Mortimer"


"Don't ask me about Ohio Racing"

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I think you need an advance topic to talk about - so the anticipation will build and build...

and you need a segment name - something like

"It's a Mortimer World"


"Tales from the Mortimer"


"Don't ask me about Ohio Racing"

too kand!!








Short story...I know Steve was very apprehensive of what I might say. He doesn't know how really benign I am....but when he started that question about Ohio racing,he kind of drug it out and I'm sitting there thinking---"Oh no. He's going to ask me for any update I can add"....my noodle spun furiously try to think of some incredible lie I could come up with to sound smart.

But I failed...and when having failed---I tell the truth.


I really hate that.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

too kand!!








Short story...I know Steve was very apprehensive of what I might say. He doesn't know how really benign I am....but when he started that question about Ohio racing,he kind of drug it out and I'm sitting there thinking---"Oh no. He's going to ask me for any update I can add"....my noodle spun furiously try to think of some incredible lie I could come up with to sound smart.

But I failed...and when having failed---I tell the truth.


I really hate that.

Tip for next time... assuming you were in front of your computer when you called, and not on some dial up remote connection from the hinterlands of northern Quebec... keep Google and open, ready for keyword searches; kind of like politicians use flash cards during debates. Then just recite the first headline that comes up. For example, "Ohio Instant Racing" pulls up a bloodhorse article that says it's a "quick fix for Ohio racing". You'll sound like you know what you're talking about.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by philcski

Tip for next time... assuming you were in front of your computer when you called, and not on some dial up remote connection from the hinterlands of northern Quebec... keep Google and open, ready for keyword searches; kind of like politicians use flash cards during debates. Then just recite the first headline that comes up. For example, "Ohio Instant Racing" pulls up a bloodhorse article that says it's a "quick fix for Ohio racing". You'll sound like you know what you're talking about.

You know...I wasn't in front of the computer.



I went in a closet with a blanket over myself so no one would know who I was.


Good thought,,,,I appreciate it.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by notyep59

you almost sounded like a normal person. must have been the sickness.

You're right....and thaaanks.

[MaTH716]

The Mortimer Dexter Foxworth scratch off hour.

Come join Morty as he gives his brilliant insights and play by play of him doing the newest scratch off tickets that Ohio has to offer!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

The Mortimer Dexter Foxworth scratch off hour.

Come join Morty as he gives his brilliant insights and play by play of him doing the newest scratch off tickets that Ohio has to offer!

GOOD JOB!!

Keep it going,Matty...I want Sterling green.

[CapperZeke]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

All right...let's not stop this already..


Let's hear some more chatter here!!

I just listened to the archive.

I must say it was somewhat



bland.


Except the part about the innertube.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by CapperZeke

I just listened to the archive.

I must say it was somewhat



bland.


Except the part about the innertube.

Steve...dart this one.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

All right...let's not stop this already..


Let's hear some more chatter here!!

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taking a breath...........









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Grade jub there, Steve-O should definitely add you as a weekly segment



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AHA-HA-HA......

[Mortimer]

FRANNY BABY!!




EXCELLENT!






It's swell to see you back and spending quality time here.Thank you so much and

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

FRANNY BABY!!




EXCELLENT!






It's swell to see you back and spending quality time here.Thank you so much and

Thank you so much!!

But it won't last for long, pre-occupied with the Fairgrounds, but wild horseys couldn't drag me away from your 3 minutes of stardom.

Ah thank your right though, we need early advertising when you are going to be a guest...well really a call in but we won't quibble here..to us you were a guest, that way I would have heard it live!!!

Why hasn't Andy weighed in on this? Or Hossy??? Ya think they are jealous?????

..I could only fit one!!

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by FGFan

Thank you so much!!

But it won't last for long, pre-occupied with the Fairgrounds, but wild horseys couldn't drag me away from your 3 minutes of stardom.

Ah thank your right though, we need early advertising when you are going to be a guest...well really a call in but we won't quibble here..to us you were a guest, that way I would have heard it live!!!

Why hasn't Andy weighed in on this? Or Hossy??? Ya think they are jealous?????

..I could only fit one!!

Yes..welcome back Franny - how about a quick post on how things are at the Fair Grounds!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

Thank you so much!!

But it won't last for long, pre-occupied with the Fairgrounds, but wild horseys couldn't drag me away from your 3 minutes of stardom.

Ah thank your right though, we need early advertising when you are going to be a guest...well really a call in but we won't quibble here..to us you were a guest, that way I would have heard it live!!!

Why hasn't Andy weighed in on this? Or Hossy??? Ya think they are jealous?????

..I could only fit one!!

Well now I don't get to use any.







UPS!!





I mean









Too kind,Franny. Yes..Mossy has always been jealous of my fine work.

The other guy is,too.




Kiss-Kiss!!