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Old 11-27-2008, 04:52 AM
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She dances to it!!!!


In her chair!!!!
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Old 11-27-2008, 05:02 AM
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I just noticed something.

Directly behind me ,about --oh---say 25 feet away is a basement window.It's ..like sunken.You know----has one of those wells around it.

Anyhoo----3 chipmunks,5 birdies and the heads of 2 deer are watching me!!



Maybe I don't look so stupid.




Oh.

I know what it is.




They are looking at Arletta's photo.

I can't blame them.







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Old 11-27-2008, 05:09 AM
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Gee...look at that time...mm-mm-mmm.




I'm going to play it one last round and look at Arletta's photo.

This is like SSSSSO Q-L.
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Old 11-27-2008, 05:16 AM
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Gosh..it's hard to leave.Look at that face...that smile.....the way she folds her pretty little hands together.




And I'm stuck with this stuffed zebra.

I shouldn't say that.

He is my only friend.




But I am going to go now.....just one more time..one more and that's it.
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Old 11-27-2008, 05:24 AM
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Gosh such a beautiful little face......I wish I never got this idea.

Do you see how she seems to so sweetly say---"Hi!I am new here."



Last time....one last time. Then I must go.I have hot dogs and chicken soup to prepare.
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Old 11-27-2008, 05:50 AM
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Might you be related to Dr. Doolittle? I think you must have a way with the creatures.....sure seem to, ya know!?
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I just noticed something.

Directly behind me ,about --oh---say 25 feet away is a basement window.It's ..like sunken.You know----has one of those wells around it.

Anyhoo----3 chipmunks,5 birdies and the heads of 2 deer are watching me!!



Maybe I don't look so stupid.




Oh.

I know what it is.




They are looking at Arletta's photo.

I can't blame them.







Oh Mr.Hossy........don't bother with the retching act---OK?
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Old 11-27-2008, 05:53 AM
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I lied.

I did it 5 more times.


Hi,'Pydah.


I am Mr.DoLots.

But thank you for your observation.
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Old 11-27-2008, 05:57 AM
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Hey 'Orte'

Have a good chicken soup day...gobble, gobble....I mean Slurp, Slurp
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I lied.

I did it 5 more times.


Hi,'Pydah.


I am Mr.DoLots.

But thank you for your observation.
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Old 11-27-2008, 06:04 AM
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Hey 'Orte'

Have a good chicken soup day...gobble, gobble....I mean Slurp, Slurp
Oh my God!


You don't know how funny that is!!





fr&l-a!!!!
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Old 11-27-2008, 06:21 AM
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Uh well..since I forgot to leave...



...one more time!
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Old 11-27-2008, 05:54 AM
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I think I've got it...

I believe you are the love child of Dr. Doolittle and Ms Doughtfire..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GPGaPM...eature=related
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Old 11-27-2008, 06:03 AM
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I think I've got it...

I believe you are the love child of Dr. Doolittle and Ms Doughtfire..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GPGaPM...eature=related
ror!!



Get outta town,man!!
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:30 PM
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An Evening With:





An American Psycho At Franklin..CAH-SOL.
MORTE' WOLF---Arletta.....Know What Ahm Thayin'?







Coming to your screen in 1..maybe 2...hours.

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Old 11-28-2008, 10:37 PM
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Wake me when it's finished.....






















Sweet Dreams
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