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Old 11-21-2008, 06:37 AM
GBBob GBBob is offline
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One sunny day in 2009 GBBob approached Soldier Field from across
: Michigan Ave, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
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:He spoke to the ticket agent and said,
"I would like Chicago Bears playoff tickets."
:
The agent looked at the him and said, "Sir, The Bears did not make the playoffs." GBBob said, "Okay" and walked away.
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:The following day, he approached Soldier Field and said to the
: same agent, "I would like Chicago Bears Playoff tickets."
:The agent again told the him, "Sir, as I said yesterday, the Bears did not make the playoffs."
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: GBBob thanked him and, again, just walked away.
:
: The third day, he once again approached Soldier Field and spoke to the very
: same agent, saying "I would like Chicago Bears playoff tickets"
: The agent, somewhat agitated at this point, looked at him and said,
: "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking about Bears playoff tickets. I've told you already that the Bears didn't make the playoffs. Don't you understand?"
:
:GBBob looked at the agent and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love
: hearing it."
:
:

I heard the same joke, but with different players...

Last edited by GBBob : 11-21-2008 at 07:31 AM.
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Old 11-21-2008, 06:42 AM
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Yours is funnier.
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