Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

The Elvis Impersonator is trying to find out who won the Revolutionary War.


Godspeed.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

The Elvis Impersonator is trying to find out who won the Revolutionary War.


Godspeed.

That is not even clever. Finish your story please.












Oh, you're done?





















Mahvolous

[Mortimer]

Take your disingenuous tripe back upstairs.

[Rudeboyelvis]

KGB's going to hear about this












Mark my words

[Mortimer]

Is there anything he doesn't hear?



OK...Oswald did it all be himself.


So did the collective American people.

[Mortimer]

I will be all alone Thanksgiving...as per usual.My Mother and sisty ugly--I mean lovely sister now live in Florida and my other sisty ugly I mean lovely sister now lives in North Carolina.

All my friends now hate me,so no one invited me for Thanksgiving.



But I will be enjoying the day with my forest creatures.We will be having hot dogs and Campbells chicken soup;given I don't have any more food accidents....etc.


Also..I am no longer under medical care as my doctors now hate me,too.


As a final farewell to those imbeciles I put smiley faces on on all their inkblots.

[Mortimer]

Ya know..(ror!) we here at the ....CAH-SOL....enjoy cool nights.

Yes.

We do.


Not arctic air ,25 inches of snow belt friggin' lake snow.



But anyhoo.....that brings to mind this old ....CAH-SOL...standard.I'll tell you what I do when listening to this one. I am sitting on a chair and not floating in the air for this---by the way.

If I may say so without sounding like a pin head...I excel at dancing;so I dance in my chair to this. I sway my torso side to side,do an easy shimmy and bounce up and down using the power of my lower abs,pelvic girdle assembly and,of course,the buttocks.And...my head wobbles-- some.At about 2:30 seconds that guitar solo really makes it wobble.







I just thought of something.






I must really look stupid doing this.





But it's fun.


So..why don't you try it? Here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw