Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

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Well it's a better explanation than these expert investigators give.


I use to see those all the time when high on dope....so did everyone else I knew.


Hallucinations is what they are. Caught on camera and they became someone blowing bubbles.

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See?

Not one poster has come forward to tell of their ghostly experience.


That's because there aren't any.

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Of course..maybe some of you who had them were captured by Phil and Ethel ( they are alien creatures--don''t ya know) and were brought to their UFO where your memories were erased.

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Are any of you alone right now?...in the night---where it's dark?



I want you to demand a spirit gives you a distinct sign they are present.

Go ahead and do this thing.

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snort!!

I know where I'm not posting for a while.

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Anyways...I just did. And I'm in a big ol' house...all alone..in the night---where it's dark.

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Oh...I just think I heard EVP upstairs.

Good---I have to go out for Marlboro Ultras anyways...so I'll check that first.





There better not be any ghosts here when I get back.