Sec!! Sec!! Sec!!

[Mortimer]

I would like to congratulate doorknobs Phil and DDT HE CRIED.


As Pryor is now the BT passing efficiency leader.

All along the biggest problems have been the offensive line and the barbaric play calling.....and not the freshmen qb.








You fellers should be on espn.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I would like to congratulate doorknobs Phil and DDT HE CRIED.


As Pryor is now the BT passing efficiency leader.

All along the biggest problems have been the offensive line and the barbaric play calling.....and not the freshmen qb.








You fellers should be on espn.

The Big Ten passing efficiency leader...
Akin to being the best field goal kicker
in 2nd grade Pop Warner football.

I will give your stat 3 mounds of bovine residue.
Please relish these awards... and Big Ten passing numbers.

[Mortimer]

Steven H. Crist already.





Unreal.

Phil ....when you are shown how wrong you are ...is it really necessary to completely disassemble yourself like this?












God.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Steven H. Crist already.

Unreal.

Phil ....when you are shown how wrong you are ...is it really necessary to completely disassemble yourself like this?

God.

Yeah.
Sure.
Give yourself a trophy.
Or a fecal pie.

Passing efficiency... whats that worth, 8 pts? ya meat head.
I like the kid. Once he learns how to actually run the plays the seeds
have, then the playbook will open up. Passing efficiency... Gets you third
place in the Bad 10.
Wow.

But Pryor continues to improve.
You are safe. Next year you might have the best QB
in the country.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Yeah.
Sure.
Give yourself a trophy.
Or a fecal pie.

Passing efficiency... whats that worth, 8 pts? ya meat head.
I like the kid. Once he learns how to actually run the plays the seeds
have, then the playbook will open up. Passing efficiency... Gets you third
place in the Bad 10.
Wow.

But Pryor continues to improve.
You are safe. Next year you might have the best QB
in the country.

I knew I remembered you said something factually wrong.

I just had to go through all of your posts to find the one I was thinking about.



Uh..correct me if I am wrong, but Ohio State is tied with StatePenn at 5-1 for 2nd place and the Partys are first at 6-1.....only because they have played one more game...and Ohio has already beat them.

But I know you are just so jealous of the BT because their o.o.c. is just as bad if not a little tougher than the SEC,B12 and the PAC10.

When the B12 plays each other and the scores are 54-46 I would say you fellers have no concept of defense and will get mighty exposed come bowl time...as per usual. I know Ohio State has treated your conference mighty disrespectfully.

Also..as you know..passing efficiency is probably the key statistical ingredient when rating college and pro qb's...that's all it is.



























And so-------------------blow me,Phil .

[Mortimer]

Also....take Navy +4 at home to Weis' Noodles.


Fatso announced he will take over as O.C. because of the incompetence of his current guy...since they lost again.

Nice fellow....Navy only gives up 26 points a game.Boy is he gonna show that dumb O.C!



I hope they grind up the Wizard of LowBlow Park into tiny little fat cells.

[Mortimer]

Phil ..settle down now.


It was a dumb thing that you and DDT HE CRIED said.If either of you knew anything about college fb.......there would be no need for Mark May.

Yes you are right mortunsis.
Saying something dumb (Michigan is better than Florida)
is safer than saying nothing.

Wait.
Wait.
You have accomplished both.
Look to your immediate right while replying and give
yourself one of the numerous little awards.

Passing efficiency.
Maybe the seeds can toss the shuttle pass every play.
That will do wonders for that efficiency.

Have a good evening Morton.
The seeds face the biting Illini tomorrow.
Lets see if Wells can make it to the line of
scrimmage before he gets
hit.

[Mortimer]

Oh Phil....you have really shamed yourself this time....


You know you commented about what happens when Ohio State faces an SEC team.



I said Michigan beats Florida.....easily. As you know they did the very last time this 2 headed monster happened.

I'm sure it's still here----would you like me to find it for you?





Anyways....I'm really very disappointed to have proven you wrong...only to have you throw a hissy fit over it and then bring up yet another embarrassing incident where I proved you wrong again.




Shame-Shame.

[docicu3]

I hope they grind up the Wizard of LowBlow Park into tiny little fat cells.[/quote]


Somehow I have this vision of Morty as a Bad Ass Coach who breaks ear drums at close range, gelds for missed blocks, smokes a Cuban while he and his team run up Mt. Rushformemore to do 100 gassers or up and downs like Lombardi on high test during the 60's......

[Mortimer]

Doc...honest.

I'm just a big sissy. I could never be a fb coach.....and certainly not a Parris Island Drill Instructor.


But I can spot a phony one booth away....I mean a mile away.

[ddthetide]

Originally Posted by pgardn

The Big Ten passing efficiency leader...
Akin to being the best field goal kicker
in 2nd grade Pop Warner football.

I will give your stat 3 mounds of bovine residue.
Please relish these awards... and Big Ten passing numbers.

after the Men of Troy swept the luckeyes from the national picture, there was NO need for anymore attention. psu just finalized the banishment.
iowa rid the national scene of the BT for good this season.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ddthetide

after the Men of Troy swept the luckeyes from the national picture, there was NO need for anymore attention. psu just finalized the banishment.
iowa rid the national scene of the BT for good this season.

You know...if you had a brain then Phil would want one,too.

[Mortimer]

Well what do you know. The passing eff. leader is good for first place.




Makes sense--to the sensible.

Doorknobs are another thing all together.

[Mortimer]

I am proud to update my fine record to 16-10...with one more game to go.




And,lest we forget, doorknobs are the object by which we may open doors

But always remember;they are nothing without the human operator.

[Mortimer]

Bull Phooey.


16-11.