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11-14-2008, 07:32 PM
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 I'd be happy to write a supporting deposition: To whom it may concern at the Ohio Lottery Commission: I purchased 19 $10 Monopoly tickets at your 7-Eleven Cincinnati Ohio Lottery outlet approximately 2 weeks ago. (You ask why I bought only 19 and not 20, despite paying with two crisp Benjamins, well I had to buy a box of condoms and a bottle of Boones) I proceded to scratch off your fine pieces of art in a a rapid fashion with my lucky buffalo head nickel, as I was participating in a Scratch-Off Tournament- where speed matters in your final score calculation. You know what I got? A fuc|<ing sore hand. Your piece of **** cardboard is worth about the same as fuc|<ing Monopoly money, no wonder you called it that. Thanks for NOTHING. And I lost the Tournament, thanks for asking. My finest regards- go eat sh!t. 
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#2
11-14-2008, 08:23 PM
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Philski...................OOOOOOOOOO
That was The Mother of all Carping Letters. And now I have a real treat for you all. I took my 7 dollar ticket and 3 more of my dollars to purchase 2 more of said tickets. Well..the guy talked me into one $10 HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR!!!!!.........ticket. I'm such a mark.  Anyhoo---fearful of getting the bejeebers beat out of me again...I scratched in private. I'm so ashamed. BUT!! I matched 4 numbers plus a SNOWMAN!!!...The SNOWMAN is an auto winnah! I did wait to do this LIVE! ( on hour stage) so you all can witness the actual scratching of the prize shown segment. Let's do the SNOWMAN first. 2 dollah and now one of 4 winning numbers 2 dollah and the next 2 dollah I don't like the way this is going. next fucl< 2 dollah and the last one 2 dollah SUNNYBI.TCH!! I pay ten.....to "win" ten????? Bull Fucl<. I'm writing The Mother of all Carping Leters to them....later. 
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#3
11-14-2008, 08:27 PM
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You're still here? Get your arse to Scratchoffs-R-Us...
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984.
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