If there is a 9/11 scale attack on US soil in the next 24 months

Mortimer · #1 11-12-2008, 05:28 PM

Dala;

I rethought things. This may be a better pm idea:

Tell Thebby you apologize profusely for any distaste she may have experienced over your post. Let her clearly know that Andy Panda suggested you open this thread and that you should have never listened to him.

Mention how lucky she is to have such a handsome and wonderful fellow as Steve for her primary squeeze.

This time close by saying you know Carla has been talking in negative terms behind her back and you felt she should know this...and that you don't for one second believe she wears a penalty bra and that you also don't believe she plays out her strange sexual fantasies in her large fish aquarium downstairs.

Strike " downstairs"---just leave that part out.

(p.s....never talk about facial ornaments either)

Mortimer · #2 11-12-2008, 05:39 PM

Oh..one final thing,Dala.

Let her know you and CowGirlInTexas are good friends and that if Thebby is "interested" ( she will be---I promise you)...well just to let you know and you will be happy to make the "arrangements."

Don't forget to insert the

at the end.

OK....all that should really help you.

cowgirlintexas · #3 11-12-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh..one final thing,Dala.

Let her know you and CowGirlInTexas are good friends and that if Thebby is "interested" ( she will be---I promise you)...well just to let you know and you will be happy to make the "arrangements."

Don't forget to insert the

at the end.

OK....all that should really help you.

I think she's vaporized already Morty...And why are you dragging my name into this?