No bid contracts? Deja Vu all over again

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

If you agree with the lady(even somewhat,) then the joke can't work. It's a joke for a limited audience.

but we don't, so much for your theory.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Danzig

but we don't, so much for your theory.

Why you got to lie like that. Neither of you want the Gov't in charge of much.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

Why you got to lie like that. Neither of you want the Gov't in charge of much.

if the govt is run by folks like her, hell no i don't want them in charge of anything!! she's a moron, and far too right for me. why does it always come down to politics with you, sheesh.

[Danzig]

i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.

[Mortimer]

She's not going to rub my belly.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

She's not going to rub my belly.

do you kick your leg if someone rubs your belly?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

do you kick your leg if someone rubs your belly?

Why..yes.

Ah do.





Try rubbing a little south of there and you will really see some action.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Danzig

i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.

Tell her a hunting joke.

[Mike]

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??










A: Nothing! They both shout "Drill, Baby, Drill"

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Mike

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??










A: Nothing! They both shout "Drill, Baby, Drill"

hmmmm....not bad... How about,


Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's left ear and her vagina?









A: Only some of the things that go into her vagina immediately depart through her right ear....










actually this makes no sense, but you get the point.....

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Danzig

i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.

Where did he say he heard the joke? Howard Stern? O.K.? That's a pretty specific audience. This is 180 degrees away from Bob Hope's humor. Those are the 2 extremes of humor. Not funny, and funny(but inappropriate.)

[Mike]

Try again?

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: While her mouth chants "USA,USA,USA", her vagina can only plead "Drill, Baby, Drill"

[Mike]

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: Her mouth is a (patriotic) stunt, while her vagina is a (Christian) ****