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Old 10-21-2008, 09:56 AM
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Uh...I just noticed something.


I am wearing racy black jogging trow....you know......the kind that are satiny and have Q-L stripes down the sides.

I went to see how much money I had in my pockets....and they didn't feel right.





Not the monies----- the pockets.








I have my racy trow on backwards.

Oh my God.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:14 AM
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BrownSugah did not have Christina perform for us last night.







Oh poo.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:51 AM
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CoachPants made me do this.


I am not mentioning any Arletta names.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwX60d61rP4
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:08 PM
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CoachPants made me do this.


I am not mentioning any Arletta names.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwX60d61rP4
Ya know.. It's no wonder your always sitting there measuring your pud

And another thing.. of forget it....
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:15 PM
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My child.......oh. This isn't SnowyWoods.










Blow me.
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:16 PM
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:24 PM
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:25 PM
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:58 AM
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Is there a way.....
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:26 AM
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I changed my mind.










My pants are now on forwards.

I go out to see my public.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:39 AM
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You big LIAH. You haven't left Mom's basement in years.
In FIVE minutes..you will never be able to say that again.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:47 AM
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I am SOOO sick of Franklin
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