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Old 10-14-2008, 11:21 AM
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Mortimer is the most unique persona the internet has ever seen. Derby trail should be proud that he calls this place home.

Mortimer is the great equalizer. He delivers justice with impunity to friend and foe alike.

Only those too dull to understand his brilliance would dare to question his worthiness as board overlord.

Some question his lack of experience though. Does he really posses the people skills vital in reaching out to other Nerdy Trail citizens....and citizens of other horsey related boards worldwide?
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:27 AM
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Some question his lack of experience though. Does he really posses the people skills vital in reaching out to other Nerdy Trail citizens....and citizens of other horsey related boards worldwide?
I just dont think he has been given the chance. I think we can all watch his delivery and realize that there is a native intelligence that far exceeds that of any member on any board. Beyond that there are natural leadership qualities that just ooze out of each typed character.

Does he have the experience? Did Steve Byk have the experience? No previous experiences could prepare mort for the task at hand. You either got it or ya dont. Mort has IT...that intangible IT possessed only by the greats.
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:38 AM
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I just dont think he has been given the chance. I think we can all watch his delivery and realize that there is a native intelligence that far exceeds that of any member on any board. Beyond that there are natural leadership qualities that just ooze out of each typed character.

Does he have the experience? Did Steve Byk have the experience? No previous experiences could prepare mort for the task at hand. You either got it or ya dont. Mort has IT...that intangible IT possessed only by the greats.
I personally think morty has more "IT" than anyone. he is absolutely full of "IT".whenever he speaks, i say to myself, "that morty sure is a master of slinging "IT". if this were a classroom he would 100% be the "IT"-head of it. all hail morty, he is king of "IT" for brains!
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:41 AM
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I personally think morty has more "IT" than anyone. he is absolutely full of "IT".whenever he speaks, i say to myself, "that morty sure is a master of slinging "IT". if this were a classroom he would 100% be the "IT"-head of it. all hail morty, he is king of "IT" for brains!
yes, another believer. This is grassroots i know but its people like notype59 and the passion that he brings for Mortimer that will lead us to where we want to be.

One correction though notype59. Mortimer cant "sling" IT. IT is inherent. As generious as he is, he would pass IT off if he could but he can't. Sorry.
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:47 AM
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yes, another believer. This is grassroots i know but its people like notype59 and the passion that he brings for Mortimer that will lead us to where we want to be.

One correction though notype59. Mortimer cant "sling" IT. IT is inherent. As generious as he is, he would pass IT off if he could but he can't. Sorry.
correction noted...but just so you know the power of morty....if anyone could sling the "IT", it would me morty. I guarantee he would be the best inherent "IT" slinger the world has ever known.
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:54 AM
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correction noted...but just so you know the power of morty....if anyone could sling the "IT", it would me morty. I guarantee he would be the best inherent "IT" slinger the world has ever known.
You are no doubt correct. His powers transcend that which the mere the mortal can comprehend.

He will sling IT to and fro and we will all be mortimen and mortiwomen.
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:59 AM
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The only thing I would change about the basement is that I would like to see a weekly update of the Beulah Racing thread
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:43 AM
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I personally think morty has more "IT" than anyone. he is absolutely full of "IT".whenever he speaks, i say to myself, "that morty sure is a master of slinging "IT". if this were a classroom he would 100% be the "IT"-head of it. all hail morty, he is king of "IT" for brains!
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:46 AM
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I actually like Morty, he keeps me busy at work trying to decipher his lingo. I will admit that I am afraid to ask what the hell is talking about half the time and who is who in regards to his nicknames.
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Old 10-14-2008, 12:05 PM
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Morty's ability to understand things, even things we do not understand is uncanny. For that reason, just because you have no idea what he is talking about, does not mean that he does not know the issues, even if you have no idea.

I think his stong suite is his stance on health care...mental health care.

He is also for woman's rights and can often be talking about the right woman.

As for international issues, he transends even that by going even further into the spiritual world.

In conclusion, ask not what Morte can do for you, but rather, what you can do for Morte.
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Old 10-14-2008, 12:16 PM
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I really think his work in this thread represents how MDF is able to transcend all racial, political and sporty world barriers that continually prey on all mankind.

Feel the love in this thread and note how he is able to interact with all the posters involved.

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25455
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Old 10-14-2008, 12:50 PM
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Oh good ol' Dextimer Mortworthy.



OOOPS



Morty,

This man has changed my life. He even has me dreaming about his


%========================D

every night.

Morty has taught me that everyone is an idiot and I appreciate that, since he is right.

Morty taught me that I CAN be myself, as long as I send him BOO BEE pictures.

Morty is the first person I think about when I wake up in the morning, and the last person I think about before I fall asleep.

I Morty!!
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Oh good ol' Dextimer Mortworthy.



OOOPS



Morty,

This man has changed my life. He even has me dreaming about his


%========================D

every night.

Morty has taught me that everyone is an idiot and I appreciate that, since he is right.

Morty taught me that I CAN be myself, as long as I send him BOO BEE pictures.

Morty is the first person I think about when I wake up in the morning, and the last person I think about before I fall asleep.

I Morty!!
I'm speechless
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:02 PM
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It was ridiculous.

And packed.

And a ton of fun.

^^^

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Old 10-14-2008, 11:29 AM
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It was ridiculous.

And packed.

And a ton of fun.

^^^

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Coach, im sorry for jinxing your picks. They would have won had i not posted on your thread. Sorry.
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:34 AM
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Threadjacking in progress....










STICK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND PEOPLE
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:36 AM
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STICK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND PEOPLE
Yes, back to Mortimer. Just close your eyes and imagine this place WITHOUT mortimer?

Are you frightened yet? I am.
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Yes, back to Mortimer. Just close your eyes and imagine this place WITHOUT mortimer?
Imagine it without Morty?


















It's easy.. It happens every few weeks.
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:55 PM
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Imagine it without Morty?


















It's easy.. It happens every few weeks.
But you know he will come back. Its easier to face the night knowing that there will be a dawn...or something like that.
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