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Old 10-03-2008, 11:04 AM
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how do you explain the best team in the national league playing their two worst games of the year, BACK TO BACK, then?

That is called a curse....

I am beginning to think that maybe it isn't the Cubs but it is me
I thought maybe after getting rid of your rotten festering gall bladder, that things may turn around for you. I guess not.
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Old 10-03-2008, 11:20 AM
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I thought maybe after getting rid of your rotten festering gall bladder, that things may turn around for you. I guess not.
It only gets better Bigs....So three days ago, I was rolling to get some food and I had my left turn signal on, I am turning left and the f'n truck just stops, lose all oil pressure and power steering, other electricals still work. Truck has like 35k in miles and has been running great. I put the car in park, start it up, works fine. So I get back to my place, and I try it again, put the left turn signal on, and the f'n truck does the same ****, loss of oil pressure and power steering, car is a year old.

I take it to the dealership, tell them to fix the damn thing, figured it was under warranty.

I get a call, 8:30am on Wednesday, "Hey Tom, fyi, there was a squirrel within your headlight region that came flying out, it nussled within the car and ate $700 worth of electrical wire, it isn't under warranty, do you want us to replace it?"

I can't make this **** up.......it just doesn't stop
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Old 10-03-2008, 11:40 AM
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It only gets better Bigs....So three days ago, I was rolling to get some food and I had my left turn signal on, I am turning left and the f'n truck just stops, lose all oil pressure and power steering, other electricals still work. Truck has like 35k in miles and has been running great. I put the car in park, start it up, works fine. So I get back to my place, and I try it again, put the left turn signal on, and the f'n truck does the same ****, loss of oil pressure and power steering, car is a year old.

I take it to the dealership, tell them to fix the damn thing, figured it was under warranty.

I get a call, 8:30am on Wednesday, "Hey Tom, fyi, there was a squirrel within your headlight region that came flying out, it nussled within the car and ate $700 worth of electrical wire, it isn't under warranty, do you want us to replace it?"

I can't make this **** up.......it just doesn't stop
So you arent coming on Sunday?
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Old 10-03-2008, 11:42 AM
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So you arent coming on Sunday?
No I am coming, who said I wasn't? I haven't told that ridiculousness to anyone yet because people are starting not to believe all the craziness that is happening right now.
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Old 10-03-2008, 11:54 AM
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No I am coming, who said I wasn't? I haven't told that ridiculousness to anyone yet because people are starting not to believe all the craziness that is happening right now.
worried about the safety of the people on the plane...
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:07 PM
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worried about the safety of the people on the plane...
LOL
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:14 PM
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worried about the safety of the people on the plane...
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Old 10-03-2008, 11:46 AM
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It only gets better Bigs....So three days ago, I was rolling to get some food and I had my left turn signal on, I am turning left and the f'n truck just stops, lose all oil pressure and power steering, other electricals still work. Truck has like 35k in miles and has been running great. I put the car in park, start it up, works fine. So I get back to my place, and I try it again, put the left turn signal on, and the f'n truck does the same ****, loss of oil pressure and power steering, car is a year old.

I take it to the dealership, tell them to fix the damn thing, figured it was under warranty.

I get a call, 8:30am on Wednesday, "Hey Tom, fyi, there was a squirrel within your headlight region that came flying out, it nussled within the car and ate $700 worth of electrical wire, it isn't under warranty, do you want us to replace it?"

I can't make this **** up.......it just doesn't stop
Even the squirrels are against you.

That goat is laying in the weeds ready to tear your ass up.

Animal kingdom > Scav
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Old 10-03-2008, 11:49 AM
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Even the squirrels are against you.

That goat is laying in the weeds ready to tear your ass up.

Animal kingdom > Scav
Seriously, all I am asking for this weekend is to come back with all the organs I have currently, no altercations with bootleg racetrack people, and no animal altercations
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:22 PM
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It only gets better Bigs....So three days ago, I was rolling to get some food and I had my left turn signal on, I am turning left and the f'n truck just stops, lose all oil pressure and power steering, other electricals still work. Truck has like 35k in miles and has been running great. I put the car in park, start it up, works fine. So I get back to my place, and I try it again, put the left turn signal on, and the f'n truck does the same ****, loss of oil pressure and power steering, car is a year old.

I take it to the dealership, tell them to fix the damn thing, figured it was under warranty.

I get a call, 8:30am on Wednesday, "Hey Tom, fyi, there was a squirrel within your headlight region that came flying out, it nussled within the car and ate $700 worth of electrical wire, it isn't under warranty, do you want us to replace it?"

I can't make this **** up.......it just doesn't stop

file a claim with your insurance, unless of course you have a large deductible. they may cover something like that. a bizarre story, but from what i've read previously, squirrels are responsible for quite a few house fires every year from just such a thing.
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:27 PM
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file a claim with your insurance, unless of course you have a large deductible. they may cover something like that. a bizarre story, but from what i've read previously, squirrels are responsible for quite a few house fires every year from just such a thing.
Damn thing is lucky that I only saw the damage and not him becuase I would have strangled the life out of him
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:01 PM
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Damn thing is lucky that I only saw the damage and not him becuase I would have strangled the life out of him
::Scav chasing squirrel down the street...::



I don't think the squirrel has any reason to be scared.
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::Scav chasing squirrel down the street...::



I don't think the squirrel has any reason to be scared.

"We don't have a deal with them!!"

Any guesses?
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"We don't have a deal with them!!"

Any guesses?


Who is George Costanza from Seinfeld.
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