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Old 10-01-2008, 06:10 PM
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I won't be hyping Ohio State this week;they have proven to be untrust worthy.



I would like to say,however,that I do hope they beat the daylights out of the WeDon'tNeedNoStinkingBadgers and their disgusting idiot stick fans.
smart. OSU never plays good against Wisc. They're the one big ten team they always have problems with, no matter how good OSU is or how bad Wisc is.
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:13 PM
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Uh...wrong.

They are 51-17 against them.



There goes your "always"...and "never."
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:41 PM
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Uh...wrong.

They are 51-17 against them.



There goes your "always"...and "never."
look at the recent scores. they win slightly more (most of the wins are games over 25 yrs ago), but they're games that they should win by more points (hardly ever cover the spread), but are always close games or they blow it.

5-4 since 1996
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Old 10-01-2008, 07:22 PM
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look at the recent scores. they win slightly more (most of the wins are games over 25 yrs ago), but they're games that they should win by more points (hardly ever cover the spread), but are always close games or they blow it.

5-4 since 1996
Oh...here's a recent one.

Last year....Ohio State-38...Swissconsin-17.



Close.





Like I said....so much for your "never"..."always".....and now---"recent."
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Old 10-01-2008, 07:44 PM
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Oh...here's a recent one.

Last year....Ohio State-38...Swissconsin-17.



Close.





Like I said....so much for your "never"..."always".....and now---"recent."
1 out of 9 that wasn't close, while the other 8 were close or losses... the majority are close or losses
1 can be a fluke, 8 of 9's the majority of them. enough said.
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Old 10-01-2008, 08:11 PM
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I don't care who said it.....you foolishly said "never"..."always"....and "recent."


Wrong ,wrong and wrong.









And just for you...you battery throwing nincompoop Swisscheesehead:




I am TAKING Ohio State giving 2 points to the Swamp Randelle denizens...yes..the same ones who turned 5 turnovers in one half into a whole 19 points and a 19-0 lead.

Only to come out snarling in the second half ----and lose.
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Old 10-03-2008, 10:23 AM
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Uh...wrong.
This would make a fine signature for jwcostanza.



And now, it's time for Late Firestein's of the week.

This week's 5000 star blue plate special of the week is...














TOLEDO ROCKETS +7.5!!!
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:41 PM
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i picked wisconsin to beat osu in this weeks contest (in our newspaper). maybe i'll win the $100 again...
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i picked wisconsin to beat osu in this weeks contest (in our newspaper). maybe i'll win the $100 again...
That's because you hate Ohio State.










And you're stupid.
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That's because you hate Ohio State.










And you're stupid.
i sure do hate them. but i'm not stupid. and i'll be going out to dinner tonite with my winnings from last week....i was called stupid when i picked alabama over georgia. hehe, i'm laughing all the way to the bank.
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:01 PM
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Ohio State -2 at TheWeDon'tNeedNoStinkingFucl<Faces.


Akron -3.5 home to the Sallowed Flashes.


Kentucky +15 at the CrimsonSnide.


MichiganState -6.5 at home to the Iota CaulkPies.


Auburn -4 at Peterbilt.
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Ohio State -2 at TheWeDon'tNeedNoStinkingFucl<Faces.


Akron -3.5 home to the Sallowed Flashes.


Kentucky +15 at the CrimsonSnide.


MichiganState -6.5 at home to the Iota CaulkPies.


Auburn -4 at Peterbilt.

Goddamnity.

I liked the Iota CaulkPies.

I've learned my lesson and will not go against the MORTEPLAYS. (Subscription website coming soon).
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:08 PM
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Iota sucks!







Let me know what you think after tomorrow.

If it's bad...then don't tell me.
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Ohio State -2 at TheWeDon'tNeedNoStinkingFucl<Faces.


Akron -3.5 home to the Sallowed Flashes.


Kentucky +15 at the CrimsonSnide.


MichiganState -6.5 at home to the Iota CaulkPies.


Auburn -4 at Peterbilt.
Good job Morton on the OSU game.

Oh.
Well I see then.
2-3 on picks you chose...


*cue crickets chirping*
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I was brilliant on the Ohio game.



9-4 to date.

*Cue hallucinations totaling.*
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