Oh Steve

[miraja2]

Originally Posted by pgardn

And you see a problem with pontificating baboons?
At least we do more than eat, mate, sleep, and excrete...

well some of the time anyway.

You summed up my average day.

Sleep: 7 hours.
Eat: 2 hours.
Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day.
Excrete: Varies daily
Pontificate: However much time is left.

Originally Posted by miraja2

You summed up my average day.

Sleep: 7 hours.
Eat: 2 hours.
Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day.
Excrete: Varies daily
Pontificate: However much time is left.

Lucky bas tard.

[Danzig]

i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!!

perhaps i should go do some research?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

perhaps i should go do some research?

Great idea.



May I suggest you use me for your research work?


For testing purposes only...of course.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Great idea.



May I suggest you use me for your research work?


For testing purposes only...of course.

you know i already have a 'test subject'.

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by Danzig

perhaps i should go do some research?

HUBBA HUBBA!

Originally Posted by Danzig

i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

Why am I crying?

ahhhh I have better things to do...

whittling
cuttin up dead fish
cuttin up dead fish
whittlin whilst cuttin up dead fish
gettin baffled whilst whittlin

Life is good.