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Old 08-21-2006, 06:21 PM
Danzig Danzig is offline
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lol horse porn....now i've heard everything..
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Old 08-21-2006, 06:28 PM
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lol horse porn....now i've heard everything..
You must lead a "sheltered life". Now tell me you've never seen the "Horsemate of the Month" tacked to a stall wall.
Danzig, you have to get out and around more.

Heck, right near where my house is, every Friday night, some filles and mares mosey up to the bar looking for a stallion to buy them a drink.
Unfortunately, they look like horses, but maybe LITF would find them attractive. Nobody else does.
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Old 08-21-2006, 06:30 PM
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lemme guess about their drink of choice....

why, i know! a rob roy of course! or a manhattan....lol, or maybe a fuzzy navel.
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Old 08-21-2006, 06:51 PM
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lemme guess about their drink of choice....

why, i know! a rob roy of course! or a manhattan....lol, or maybe a fuzzy navel.
Vodka and carrot juice...hold the ice.
Peppermint snaps shooters.
Applejack and a few sugar cubes.
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Old 08-21-2006, 08:42 PM
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I didn't mention some of the "horse pick up lines" I've heard. Maybe LITF could use one.

"HAY! Zup?"

"Nicker, nicker...wanna?"

"Ya like grass?"

And, if she's had enough of those voldka and carrot juices...

"Blllllllrrmm, yer stall or mine?"
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