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lol horse porn....now i've heard everything..
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Danzig, you have to get out and around more. Heck, right near where my house is, every Friday night, some filles and mares mosey up to the bar looking for a stallion to buy them a drink. Unfortunately, they look like horses, but maybe LITF would find them attractive. Nobody else does. |
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lemme guess about their drink of choice....
why, i know! a rob roy of course! or a manhattan....lol, or maybe a fuzzy navel.
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Peppermint snaps shooters. Applejack and a few sugar cubes. |
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I didn't mention some of the "horse pick up lines" I've heard. Maybe LITF could use one.
"HAY! Zup?" "Nicker, nicker...wanna?" "Ya like grass?" And, if she's had enough of those voldka and carrot juices... "Blllllllrrmm, yer stall or mine?" |
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