Snowy Woods

[Mortimer]

You know.....Thebby's job here reminds me of a little anecdotal thing.

No...not KGB's pud.







Christopher Lee was the main guy ( Dracula) in Hammers very successful Dracula series.

But a little perturbed by the screen play...and so.....he queried the director:


"Shouldn't you give him something more to do?"

"Like what?"

[Mortimer]

I'm completely lost in threads now.



SSSSO......I do not have a photograph of Thebby's boo bees yet.

That I'm aware of.



She may have decided to report me as so many on here have.




Ladies ..let me ask you all a question.

Are you naturalized sissies or were you born that way?

What is the big friggin' deal about getting a pm nicely requesting a photo of your boo bees?

With a pretty leg option.





My team of doctors have implored me to get the fucl< out of here before it's too late.

Oh---sorry about going off topic...but they have.

I guess they said that because my latest round of ink blot testing did not come out sa hot.



I will make a few incisive comments later and attempt to bludgeon someone I don't like at least once.







So that's that.....I don't know why I typed this,but I did.



Call it fate.

[Mortimer]

Tonight.......you get the REAL....Don Steele.

[Mortimer]

Ladies..Uncly is setting the tone.


Let's see those boo bees...or pretty legs.





And pose like you have some creativity.




Make me BELIEVE you mean it.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I'm completely lost in threads now.



SSSSO......I do not have a photograph of Thebby's boo bees yet.

That I'm aware of.



She may have decided to report me as so many on here have.




Ladies ..let me ask you all a question.

Are you naturalized sissies or were you born that way?

What is the big friggin' deal about getting a pm nicely requesting a photo of your boo bees?

With a pretty leg option.





My team of doctors have implored me to get the fucl< out of here before it's too late.

Oh---sorry about going off topic...but they have.

I guess they said that because my latest round of ink blot testing did not come out sa hot.



I will make a few incisive comments later and attempt to bludgeon someone I don't like at least once.







So that's that.....I don't know why I typed this,but I did.



Call it fate.

I believe the correct answer in the ink blot test is "It looks like an ink blot".

[Mortimer]

Palm slap.

[geeker2]

I had this one on my test

Attachment 986




I said it looked like someone named Morty







The doctor told me to get out







I was tasered at the door as I left by Chris Hansen

[Mortimer]

It looks like bacteria that has just been jilted by Greta Van Cistern.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

It looks like bacteria that has just been jilted by Greta Van Cistern.

That's a smear pap

[GPK]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I had this one on my test

Attachment 986




I said it looked like someone named Morty
The doctor told me to get out
I was tasered at the door as I left by Chris Hansen

Anyone ever watch that TV show "ALF"? I see two ALF's facing away from each other

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by GPK

Anyone ever watch that TV show "ALF"? I see two ALF's facing away from each other

hummmmm...I see a padded room in your future.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I had this one on my test

Attachment 986




I said it looked like someone named Morty







The doctor told me to get out







I was tasered at the door as I left by Chris Hansen

I see a bat that flew into a window.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I see a bat that flew into a window.

hummm..I see a straight-jacket in your future..or as a minimum some kinky handcuffs

[Mortimer]

Announcing the reopening of Snowy Woods....where the natural course of events occur in our daily lives.

Thebby can you change the name of this thread to Fag Hag Woods? T.I.A.

[Mortimer]

Thebby....can you dart the knucklehead wearing the Saban spanking t-shirt?




Thank you baby.

...

or Snowy Fag Hags for the pervs. Either or.

[Mortimer]

Can we dump Brillo III and just call it Gay Men Putzing Around?

[FGFan]

Oh Yeah...I vote for Coach to stay as well...

but wouldn't dare enter the freedom of speech woods for fear of being caught in the crossfire....