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Old 09-17-2008, 08:59 AM
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is this where i come in and call you stupid or an evil liar because it was actually a river?

god i hate those icons.

anyways....hi mort. nice to read you.
Hi Hi.

Same here.


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Old 09-17-2008, 10:34 AM
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I have now been passed off to the care of a psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.
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Old 09-17-2008, 10:36 AM
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Update on my Thebby boo bee photo request:







I don't think she has sent it yet.

Hard to be sure.
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Old 09-17-2008, 10:37 AM
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I have now been passed off to the care of psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.


















































THUD!!!!!

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Old 09-17-2008, 10:41 AM
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THUD!!!!!



You can thud on my fine work anytime you want to,baby.
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Old 09-17-2008, 10:47 AM
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I have now been passed off to the care of psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.

Does your Doctor have a Doctor?





You can never be too careful









Tell him you are Mortified
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Old 09-17-2008, 10:49 AM
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Does your Doctor have a Doctor?

You can never be too careful
Tell him you are Mortified


Oh stick your pud in Hossy's zipper.
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:00 AM
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Uh-oh.

Box cars---phooey.
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:46 AM
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^^^^ JimmyTwoTimes' wife.
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:02 PM
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Ah wonder if Drugs is double jointed?
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:26 PM
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OMG....!!!!

what the hell is that?
That is not at all attractive and definitely does NOT belong in Beulah land!!!!
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