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Old 09-16-2008, 09:37 AM
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10. Was last seen with Fate Lires and CP at DaHussy's Pud Enrichment Seminar.
9. Demanded his back from Hussy. Said weekend in mineral bath reversed pud enrichment.
8. Had closed door meeting with Wedgie and Romeo. Discused release of new book "How to F*ck with Fans Emotions"
7. Convinced Bron Bron to let him be his new agent
6. Had sudden desire to learn the game of gelf. KGB spent all weekend avoiding his phone calls
5. Swapped war stories with BTW while chasing 19 year old waitresses.
4. Shacked up with Skivs in hospital...last heard mumbling "no more enemas"
3. Tried bribing Uncly Trust for her pictures of Cajuhnator
2. Tried bribing KGB of his pictures of Uncly Trust.































1. Last seen boarding plane. Heading for the "How to make love to a sock, without getting emotionally attached" seminar hosted by DrugS
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:23 AM
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Oh my God.
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:27 AM
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God is over in the smart threads.....you want I should tell him/her that you are looking for him/her
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:43 AM
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Oh my God.
Would you kindly turn your PMs on Mr. Foxworthy? Or am I forced to turn them on for you? There is urgent NT bidness to inform you of, which could result in your darting!!! I know that will motivate you...
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:54 AM
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Morte out with Kasept on barnstorming, knee-slapping NYRA promo tour estolling virtues of taxpayer bailout and increased takeout. Was somehow able to coin new, approved NYRA Rewards slogan, "We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you," despite travelling companion's insistence on working "inane" into phrase.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:15 AM
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Morte out with Kasept on barnstorming, knee-slapping NYRA promo tour estolling virtues of taxpayer bailout and increased takeout. Was somehow able to coin new, approved NYRA Rewards slogan, "We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you," despite travelling companion's insistence on working "inane" into phrase.
Here you are again.. More buffoonary.. You're the best at it.

Taxpayer bailout? Too funny... NY pays $200 million for property worth an estimated $1.2 billion and thats a bailout to this yutz.

Increased takeout? You mean the one that the OTB Corporations foisted on the public? The one NYRA vigorously opposed?

Your mouth is as big as as a basket and twice as empty..

Congratulations on your last "contribution" here.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:02 AM
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He should be there soon. Don't fret.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:11 AM
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Will you be joining him and are you bringing along your arsenal of not funny material, bitterness and cryptic threats?
I am already there. Thanks for the shout out, Jay. Always good to hear from you. I know it's hard for you to get away from your mail time-stamping duties, but I appreciate the effort.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:30 AM
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Back to the original intent of this very smart post by Steve-O...

Using his featherhands to fly back and forth between the Harlequin writers award banquet of which he won the highest lifetime achievment award evah given out.....

and.......


setting up the fight club for Hossy and Coach....
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:25 AM
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Would you kindly turn your PMs on Mr. Foxworthy? Or am I forced to turn them on for you? There is urgent NT bidness to inform you of, which could result in your darting!!! I know that will motivate you...
I am .....at your service,sir.
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