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Old 09-03-2008, 01:28 PM
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Oh my God....!!!!




And I have to miss this.
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:30 PM
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I think the way BMH got his name is by trying to puncture a 100 pound bag of bentonite with it.


It's to him like kryptonite is to Superman.
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:33 PM
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"Get back to work, punjabis!! My ego needs stroking (and my pud!)

"Hurr you tell them, daddy!! Derka Derka big skyscraper make up for small penis"
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:36 PM
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"Get back to work, punjabis!! My ego needs stroking (and my pud!)

"Hurr you tell them, daddy!! Derka Derka big skyscraper make up for small penis"


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:40 PM
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Kissy-Kissy!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:41 PM
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SNORT!!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:43 PM
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Sahib Benty!.........dumb fucl< Bob just shot your tree branch picking elephant!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:47 PM
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"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:04 PM
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Naples,just 5 minutes ago, passed new vagrancy laws.
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:23 PM
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Hey..ror!!!!...get this thing darted!!

I can't stop laughing!
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:25 PM
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FUCl<!



I have snarf,spit and Pepsi all over this thing.....what a mess!!!!








It's mekin' me sick!
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:29 PM
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I am collapsed in a quivering heap of jello on mah desk.


The newbie photo CP posted was hysterical enough in itself....but I keep picturing it as depicting BentMahPud!!






My poor little belly is cramping!



HEP ME!! HEP ME!
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Oh ..ROR!!!....don't look at it!
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Old 09-03-2008, 06:32 PM
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I'm telling MMSC.
I'm busy planning the Sheikh Mo Day that Pants so kindly suggested on ELA's thread...
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Old 09-04-2008, 06:25 PM
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Oh stick a cork in it.
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Old 09-04-2008, 08:58 PM
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I still think he's still licking his wounds.


But even they don't get turned on by him.
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:27 PM
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I don't know my friend. There hasn't been a vaporization like that in a long time.
You know...I don't think the chamber ever was cranked up to Spare The World.

We may have gone too far.
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:35 PM
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I can't stop laughing. And I can't wait to post all night Friday and Saturday. Should be fun.
You know it!!





I'm going to spin records at the...CAH SOL.


I'll have to slow down the 33 1/3's to BMH's speed so he won't listen oddly at them like the RCA doggie.
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:36 PM
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Maybe if I hotlink pics from Sheikh Mo's website his webmaster will trace them here and report all of the insults Steve Byk has hurled at him.

LULZ.
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:38 PM
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Steve invited me to be on his show.




BMH is still trying to get on American Nite-ol audtions.
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