Uh Oh Scuds!

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

He is disabling us by being too fat n' slow. So, he needs to go on the disabled list until he's not too fat n' slow.

LA was going the wrong way the moment they signed that bum!

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by timmgirvan

LA was going the wrong way the moment they signed that bum!

Reasons why they just couldn't resist giving him 34 mil:

1)Was hitting .225 or something like that.

2) Nobody else really wanted him.

3) Showed signs of reduced production as he was getting older.

4) His previous team didn't want him.

5) Previous manager had problems with the guy's hustle etc.

6) Player's father was once quoted as saying something to the effect of " play hard, but don't play too hard."

7)A player known for having a low average, but high number of home runs, was a perfect fit for a stadium that is tough to get the ball out of.........NOT!!

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

Reasons why they just couldn't resist giving him 34 mil:

1)Was hitting .225 or something like that.

2) Nobody else really wanted him.

3) Showed signs of reduced production as he was getting older.

4) His previous team didn't want him.

5) Previous manager had problems with the guy's hustle etc.

6) Player's father was once quoted as saying something to the effect of " play hard, but don't play too hard."

7)A player known for having a low average, but high number of home runs, was a perfect fit for a stadium that is tough to get the ball out of.........NOT!!

36 million, get it right

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

36 million, get it right

As Yogi Berra would put it: There has never been a longer 2 year contract than this one.

[Crown@club]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

As Yogi Berra would put it: There has never been a longer 2 year contract than this one.

And a 12 million signing bonus with a No Trade Clause

[SCUDSBROTHER]

After hearing some fool on TVG say:"There is no more respected a manager around the league than Joe Torre."
I've decided to post the play by play from the bottom of the 4th inning of a game he made decisions in (on 8-06-08.)


St. Louis - Bottom of 4th (SCORE 3-3)

Derek Lowe pitching for Los Angeles

J Pineiro reached on infield single to second.
C Izturis singled to left, J Pineiro to second.
S Schumaker flied out to left. 3 3
A Kennedy singled to center, J Pineiro to third, C Izturis to second.
Scuds begging Joe to take Lowe out.
A Pujols homered to left, J Pineiro, C Izturis and A Kennedy scored. (SCORE 7-3)
Old tea drinka man still not coming out of the dugout to get his pitcher. Scuds wishing him some ill.
R Ludwick homered to left. (SCORE 8-3)
Scuds now understands why there are gun control laws.
R Troncoso relieved D Lowe.