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Old 08-05-2008, 10:30 AM
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"That's what I'm talking 'bout," One suit said. "Did you see that motherf.ucker turn for home? He was a like a god damn freight train! Choo choo motherf.uckers!! IEAH is the best!! Wanna see my pud?"
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:38 AM
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"That's what I'm talking 'bout," One suit said. "Did you see that motherf.ucker turn for home? He was a like a god damn freight train! Choo choo motherf.uckers!! IEAH is the best!! Wanna see my pud?"
I laughed.

(but you should have thrown in several more !!!!! and references to eating lead paint)
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:45 AM
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If [Big Brown] was Golden Missile, I'd want to go clubbing with him," (One Guess) said. "He's just huge..they don't call him Big Brown for nuthin'. You know the amount of tang I could get with a schlong like that
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:15 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:18 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:21 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:29 PM
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So says Mr. 5 Kilometers.



BLECH on you!
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:41 PM
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So says Mr. 5 Kilometers.



BLECH on you!
I'm Mr. 4 Kilometers today, sir.
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:42 PM
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I'm Mr. 4 Kilometers today, sir.
KGB put Pud-B-Gone in your PudMud



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Old 08-05-2008, 12:46 PM
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I'm Mr. 4 Kilometers today, sir.
You've been swimming again?

I'm expecting a big swimming thread once the olympics begin!!!!
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:22 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:45 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:53 AM
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Seriously, this is the funniest post I've ever read on here. Hands down. Lifetime supply of pies.

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Old 08-05-2008, 11:04 AM
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It's really the last line that is so funny. If you knew the story you would see how funny it is.
I want my autographed Andy photo back.


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Old 08-05-2008, 11:08 AM
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I already traded it to Thebby for one of her dogs. Sorry.

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Old 08-05-2008, 11:18 AM
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