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Old 08-05-2008, 08:57 AM
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:09 AM
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"I saw a dimension of Big Brown today that I just didn't know existed," said Big Brown's owner, Michael Iavarone. "He showed more than just his ability. He showed his heart.Im not sure where it went in the Belmont...but I assure you he only gets vitamin b-12 shots as made by the Roger Clemens YEW BE DEM SHOO IT'S GOOT!! Manufacturing Company.


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Old 08-05-2008, 10:12 AM
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"If [Big Brown] was a human being, I'd want to go clubbing with him.Go ahead and laugh. Have you seen the bow wows I normally take clubbing?" Desormeaux said. "He's just awesome.The Belmont? I think he was just imitating SmuthAir...he's got a great sense of humor. "
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:21 AM
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"If [Big Brown] was a human being, I'd want to go clubbing with him.Go ahead and laugh. Have you seen the bow wows I normally take clubbing?" Desormeaux said. "He's just awesome. It would be amazing to snort lines of coke off bitches titties in the club with him. The only downside to clubbing with my boy is his inability to properly make it rain on dem hoes...you know cuz he's got hooves and whatnot. But hey I'm just totally punchdrunk right now. My little midget brain is having difficulty coping with reality. "
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:23 AM
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"Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin."

He sounds this way all the time.




He sounded that way before the Belmont.You know---the race Curlin' won....and they couldn't? Boy COULDN'T they! Curlin' also won the biggest purse race...and they didn't even bother.

Rumor has it for the BCC..Curlin' is going FedEx.






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Old 08-05-2008, 10:25 AM
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"I saw a dimension of Big Brown today that I just didn't know existed," said Big Brown's owner, Michael Iavarone. "He showed more than just his ability. He showed his medulla oblongata."
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:25 AM
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:28 AM
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Holy f.uck tits that horse is awesome," KYRIM said. "You could tell from the quarter pole that he wasn't sore and Coal Play was. What an amazing turn of foot by my boy! Oh my god is that Sheikh Mo? Excuse me I have to go!"
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:29 AM
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morgan freeman before he drove off the cliff in a p.o.s car with a younger woman who was not his wife.."im goona nut"
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morgan freeman before he drove off the cliff in a p.o.s car with a younger woman who was not his wife.."im goona nut"
http://movies.msn.com/movies/article...5912&GT1=28101

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Old 08-05-2008, 10:30 AM
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"That's what I'm talking 'bout," One suit said. "Did you see that motherf.ucker turn for home? He was a like a god damn freight train! Choo choo motherf.uckers!! IEAH is the best!! Wanna see my pud?"
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:38 AM
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"That's what I'm talking 'bout," One suit said. "Did you see that motherf.ucker turn for home? He was a like a god damn freight train! Choo choo motherf.uckers!! IEAH is the best!! Wanna see my pud?"
I laughed.

(but you should have thrown in several more !!!!! and references to eating lead paint)
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:45 AM
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If [Big Brown] was Golden Missile, I'd want to go clubbing with him," (One Guess) said. "He's just huge..they don't call him Big Brown for nuthin'. You know the amount of tang I could get with a schlong like that
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"That's what I'm talking 'bout," One suit said. "Did you see that motherf.ucker turn for home? He was a like a god damn freight train! Choo choo motherf.uckers!! IEAH is the best!! Wanna see my pud?"
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:18 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:23 PM
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:53 AM
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Seriously, this is the funniest post I've ever read on here. Hands down. Lifetime supply of pies.

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It's really the last line that is so funny. If you knew the story you would see how funny it is.
I want my autographed Andy photo back.


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