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Old 08-04-2008, 03:34 PM
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Oh shut up.





Buy the mud..what can I tell you?
^^^borrowed Hossy's last 2 3/4"
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:45 PM
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No,no..his is detachable and he lost it. So we will excuse him for not measuring in.

But Late Fires and Coach Pants do not have that excuse.


Dannie...please insert your ditz moment ...now.
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:48 PM
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4.5 feet


(dont be jealous)
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:50 PM
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4.5 feet


(dont be jealous)

The monstrously outrageous can't be jealoutized.

Really...keep it in the relm of reality ,Uncly.


By the way....I have yet to receive my photos of your boo-bees.





Where are they ,ma'am??
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:53 PM
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The monstrously outrageous can't be jealoutized.

Really...keep it in the relm of reality ,Uncly.


By the way....I have yet to receive my photos of your boo-bees.





Where are they ,ma'am??

anything more than 7 inches is just a waste of space. dont ya agree
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:55 PM
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anything more than 7 inches is just a waste of space. dont ya agree

You're such a snot.







Give me some time on that one.
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:57 PM
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OK..here's my answer.



Debbie said there is no such thing as waste.

So I'll go with her on that.
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:57 PM
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You're such a snot.







Give me some time on that one.

would it feel as good if you could only get half of it in????
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:37 PM
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The monstrously outrageous can't be jealoutized.

Really...keep it in the relm of reality ,Uncly.


By the way....I have yet to receive my photos of your boo-bees.





Where are they ,ma'am??
How many pies and woodies did she earn?
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:39 PM
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hmmmmmmmm........
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:21 PM
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How many pies and woodies did she earn?
She got ZE-RO.





No photos....no prizes.
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:06 AM
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Early morning measurements always seem to get my day off to a rousing start
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:58 PM
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4.5 feet


(dont be jealous)
OMG!!!!!!!

ROR!!!!!!!!

But Trusty, uhhhhh, Ah think they are measuring themselves, not elephants or whatever ya got going on there.......

Frankly I would be VERY, VERY afraid of that.......
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:00 PM
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OMG!!!!!!!

ROR!!!!!!!!

But Trusty, uhhhhh, Ah think they are measuring themselves, not elephants or whatever ya got going on there.......

Frankly I would be VERY, VERY afraid of that.......
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She lies...the wench lies.
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:01 PM
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Ya just can't simulate the wrap around draw play with 6 inches...can't be done.
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:03 PM
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Franny..what?....no flowers for me today?
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:07 PM
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Such fascination today with as the australians would say
your big cockatoos
your bludgin koala bashers
or your kangaroo pounders.

This is hysterical....
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurusenis#Afrikaans
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