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Old 08-01-2008, 11:21 AM
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Oh fer gosh sakes.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:23 AM
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I thought you shook your money maker pretty well.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:40 AM
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And I thought your purse didn't shake enough in kind.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:50 AM
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saw a nice girl at the zoo today
boy she could really bale the hay
she had big breasts and a big smile
but you get tired of that after a while






so if you want to be happy for the rest of your life!
get a bitchy woman to be your wife!
so for my personal point of view!
get a bitchy,small breasted woman to marry you!!
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:55 AM
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Say baby!

Ya man?

Saw yo wife the othah day...man does she have small breasts....and she sho is bitchy!!






so if you want to be happy for the rest of your life!
get a bitchy woman to be your wife!
so for my personal point of view!
get a bitchy,small breasted woman to marry you!!
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:55 AM
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And I thought your purse didn't shake enough in kind.


There was a woman walking a minature horsey down Broadway...it was so cute!
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:57 AM
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There was a woman walking a minature horsey down Broadway...it was so cute!
No one walks down Broadway in Cleveland.



And that horsey was Hossy.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:59 AM
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No one walks down Broadway in Cleveland.



And that horsey was Hossy.
I meant Broadway in Sara Toga...and that was very mean of Hossy to try to eat my salad.
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Old 08-01-2008, 12:00 PM
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I meant Broadway in Sara Toga...and that was very mean of Hossy to try to eat my salad.



Oh.


He is a vagatarian....don't ya know.
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