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Old 07-29-2008, 06:16 PM
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Do you often ask total strangers what type of gas mileage they are getting? If so, what is the typical response? His response seems relatively normal considering the question posed.
not only that, but I'm sure he doesn't fit in a compact car
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:43 PM
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not only that, but I'm sure he doesn't fit in a compact car
he didn't seem that tall...but then, my husband is tall-and i look up to everyone since i'm so short....
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:22 PM
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he didn't seem that tall...but then, my husband is tall-and i look up to everyone since i'm so short....













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Old 07-30-2008, 05:55 AM
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well...except for morty. he's always stretched out on the ground.
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Old 07-30-2008, 08:13 AM
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well...except for morty. he's always stretched out on the ground.

Come one ,baby...sit on me.

I'll bet I could twirl you.



HA!! I can see it now....boy you would make me feel really big!










































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Old 07-30-2008, 09:13 AM
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You know...if she was really flexible at the hip/leg joints she could stick her legs out perfectly parallel to the floor....and by swatting each thigh faster and faster ( while being careful to keep your head down)....


























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Old 07-30-2008, 09:19 AM
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in this fantasy is she wearing NBA socks?
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