The Secret Garden

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

But I can't help thinking of her in that skimpy gardening outfit.

I'll bet it's black....two piece.......which together would not make one piece.

Getting down on her knees and sta-rrrrrretching to trim those hard to reach floras must be absolutely to die for!!

Yow.

I have to stop picturing this thing.

Actually I am in my safari hunt outfit complete with pith hat, a .22 pistol, a pitch fork and ...wait....wait....A HOE!!!!!!

There has been a dastardly serpent that has bitten 2 dogs and almost killed my little kitten.

The dogs just blow up so they look like they could be in a Macy's parade but my tiny little kitten almost died.
So until this dastardly serpent is brought to justice I am on safari.

Oh and Tuesday I was in my slicker and galoshes for the outerbands of Dolly.

[Mortimer]

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You need a wolf in your outfit.




















WHOA!






















I meant...GARDEN!

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

!!

You need a wolf in your outfit.

WHOA!


I meant...GARDEN!

No.... I need a mongoose or maybe a meerkat.
Morty you must rid the garden of serpents!!!!!

[Mortimer]

Oh gosh...I hate work.




I'll see what I can do.

Maybe I'll hire some charmers.

[Mortimer]

Snake traps!

That's the ticket.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by FGFan

No.... I need a mongoose or maybe a meerkat.
Morty you must rid the garden of serpents!!!!!

We've got one in our yard too, but he's pretty harmless (thank heavens.)

[FGFan]

YOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Up for some gardening today?????

[Mortimer]

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yes baby!

[Mortimer]

Phooey...too late.


That's a bush I'd love to plant.