Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Before I do sign off for the day...I would like to make an expressive view.




I am just about through with all pro sports and major college as well. The hype and dollar machines just won't stop. I'm sick of it.

Example:Chris Wells is the main big cheese rb at Ohio State.His nickname is.....Beanie.



BLECH.



But the point is ...he is being rammed down everyones throat as a Heisman candidate so they are holding a contest to nickname his stiff arm.

To create even more awful hype.


I submitted the following choices:



Chris' Army

Spiffy Stiffy

Stop in the Name of Shove

......and so forth



Ask a stupid question...get a stupid answer.


I also suggested they nickname his midget back ups ,Maurice Wells ,stiff arm; Compound Fracture.




My fine work got me thrown off the site.





More mothah fucl<ahs.

[Antitrust32]

I wish the Phillies would not have traded Gavin Floyd to the sox two years ago for BELCH Freddie Fucl<ing Garcia !!

We'd be so sick right now!

[Mortimer]

I think the Wedgie/Shapiro team consulted them on that one......two mothah fucl<ahs.









Leave me alone!

[Antitrust32]

Wedgie/Shapiro can kiss my motha fucl<ing a$$

[Mortimer]

you mothah fucl<ah...you

[Mortimer]

I'll give you r2d2 and two mothah fucl<ahs for Rollins.

[Mortimer]

Desperate HouseHOs will be replaced by Desperate mothah fucl<ahs.