Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Sightseek]

hmph!




Here I was worried that Mommydearest ate you too.

[Mortimer]

Yow.


I guess if that were true then you could really say she wolfs it down.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Yow.


I guess if that were true then you could really say she wolfs it down.

ROR!!!!!

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Ah do ,too.





But the truth is Franny pm'd me and told me how sick of me she is........boy was she mad. Anyhoo...she said she won't post anymore unless I leave.

So..as much of a witch as she is....I had to agree.

So I will no longer be in...I mean at everyones disposal.

BIG LIAH!!!!!!!







But Morty....ah did want to ask you was that you that supposedly growled at the ghosthunters last nite.....that was tooooooooo funny.......

[Mortimer]

ror--Thank you ...so very much


BIG LIAH-------I wish you would make up my mind.










Yes......I speak proudly when I say.....that was me. Those fools are nothing but a bunch of sissies.

[Mortimer]

I made a decision,but changed my mind.


I think it best I stay and say we never know what the other is going through,but that ........












.....maybe I should leave.







If that's the best I can do ......boy that didn't even make sense.


I'll come back and try again later.

[Mortimer]

I do want to say,though,that after hours of sissies wandering through and about armed with cameras of all sorts and types as well as yer a-lectronic sound recorders in a place that is supposed to be haunted....and you ( as a professional ghost hunter/debunker) come up with absolutely nothing but a voice recording saying "no".....just that...nothing else.



And then you go on to say something like....'I believe the joint may have paranormal activity about it.'







What the fucl< does that mean!?




Based on one "no" ....???



On the other hand...when you go through your checklist ( wasn't him , nor him, nor him, nor me , nor her....so it could not have been any human in the house....and the "no" was in answer to a direct question) and are so doggone sure there is no earthly explanation for it.........well why don't you just say the friggin place is haunted??





These guys are nothing more than a rag tag collection of inept amateur voyeurs who apply their own different set of rules for the same situation.

Why this mess is still on I will never know.

Hundreds of episodes and STILL no absolute proof...not one FBA.





Not one!!!!







ACH-TEEWY ON IT!

[Mortimer]

This is what happens when any Roto-Rooter cumquat can get a ghost hunters license by merely showing a Pez dispenser.