ESPN's Pat Forde

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colum...pat&id=3474191

What a scumbag this guy is. Dara Torres has been tested for over 20+ years with not one single positive test.

I don't know the first thing about competitive swimming. I know it's really hard, and I'm not good at it, to the point where I wouldn't even get in a pool for fear of drowning until about 6 months ago when I started lessons.

I do know this: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on ME. I personally believe Dara Torres is clean, due to the strict testing in swimming, but thanks to lying sack of sh!t c*ck and balls like Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Marion Jones, and Floyd Landis we cannot ever believe in the legitimacy of our superstar athletes. Kind of sounds like our equine stars, right?

[Mortimer]

Men are pigs.

I just got back from a 3300 yard swim. I took some roids at the halfway mark to give me that extra kick to finish.

[Mortimer]

You go git some dat wave action!!

[Antitrust32]

she's definately doable.

[Mortimer]

That's what Ray Davies thought,too.