Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Care-la got up on the table and brought a floor lamp with her. She instructed the band to play the blues song...Mona. She ripped off her dress and began dancing in her undergarments.....holding the pole of the lamp with one hand and setting her hot box firmly against it.....wiggling in rhythm to the music...up and down.



Drunken old men quickly gathered....recognizing the movements of a professional CheapWhiskey dancer.



Unfortunately for Care-la.....Franny also recognized what was going on. In the excitement and gathering crowd.....she secreted the man in the grey suit off to the attic ballroom where another par-tay was going on....telling him she wanted to dance to dirty ballroom music with him.




This will be to die for.

[Mortimer]

Maybe.

[Mortimer]

It appears the end of the line has been reached .

There shall be no more love scenes by ...MORTE'.



And someone is now going on ignore.

[Mortimer]

[Mortimer]

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go

[Mortimer]

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

[Mortimer]

MyManMatt to win the first at The Thistleydowns tomorrow.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

You might want to Dice Clay it up a bit...




Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fucl>in' whore.


or



Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.