Cleveland Indians

[Mortimer]

Let's se....she's calling for a long one........up high on her left thigh.






I go into my wind up and

















thud

[Mortimer]

This could make the Indians games more palatable.

[The Bid]

Give her the high hard one Morty

[Mortimer]

WHOA!!







I guess that would follow an intentional pass,though.

[Mortimer]

But back to the Indians.




Is there such a thing as a pinch manager??

[The Bid]

Shapiro just made a move to bring Pat Corrales in from the pen

[Mortimer]

I think you could replace Shapiro with a tree sloth and no one would notice.