Cleveland Indians

[The Bid]

How do I get into that frequency

[Mortimer]

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Sniff 3 day old cedar embers,drink from the St-St-St-Stuttering St-St-St-St-Stanley Cup after adding magic hockey dust to it....and then watch ET backwards.

[The Bid]

I did everything you asked and the closer is still Betencourt.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Bid

I did everything you asked and the closer is still Betencourt.

Somethings wrong then. The real RB on the real Indians has 43 saves and an era of .096.


r u shore those were cedar embers?

[The Bid]

I think I see Neal Heaton, and Doug Jones. Im getting there.

Last night should have gotten Wedge fired

[Mortimer]

Oh yes....right direction.




You know.....both of them should have been fired when they tossed Brandon Phillips....and then again when they tossed Jeremy Guthrie.One thing they are both good at is deflecting blame.They can fool you if you are an idiot.

The latest mantra is "injuries to core players". I could tear that one up with great joy.

[The Bid]

If Hafner going down ruins a teams chances at the playoffs you dont have much of a team. So what, Carmona is hurt, we cant do an better than Sowers? A few nights ago Sowers looked like he was throwing batting practice. I was eating a steak at outback and almost choked watching him throw 85MPH meatballs down the middle of the plate to the heart of Detroits lineup.

Besides poor Cliff Lee the indians entire pitching staff should be sent down. Every single one of them

[Mortimer]

Enjoy the Indians r2d2.


He is the positions players version of the bullpen.