Cleveland Indians

Bernie Kozar deftly guiding them downfield.
They came up with huge plays, and lost.
I was in shock and not even a fan. Guess I was
silently rooting.

Brian Sipe... he was pretty darn good also
with no real arm.

[Mortimer]

The Indians are not real..they do not exist.

There are a very bad mirage introduced by mind controllers....they are not real. This is not happening. The real Indians are on a different frequency not visible to the human eye. They are 80-7.

[The Bid]

How do I get into that frequency

[Mortimer]

!



Sniff 3 day old cedar embers,drink from the St-St-St-Stuttering St-St-St-St-Stanley Cup after adding magic hockey dust to it....and then watch ET backwards.

[The Bid]

I did everything you asked and the closer is still Betencourt.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Bid

I did everything you asked and the closer is still Betencourt.

Somethings wrong then. The real RB on the real Indians has 43 saves and an era of .096.


r u shore those were cedar embers?

[The Bid]

I think I see Neal Heaton, and Doug Jones. Im getting there.

Last night should have gotten Wedge fired

[Mortimer]

Enjoy the Indians r2d2.


He is the positions players version of the bullpen.