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Old 07-01-2008, 03:01 PM
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I am NOT a LIAR

I've got people to back me up ask John Perrotta if you don't believe me! He was there in Vegas.

Also in the first two tourney's i've ever played in (at a casino) in Tucson, AZ at the Indian casino... the 1st one I played in I chopped w/ 5 others out of a total of 100 players.

The second time I played I outright won the whole damn thing out of 90 players. Was piss drunk by the end and won like 5 straight head to heads with the last guy to win it all. It was the day I gradumacated from college.

I've played in 6 casino tourney's and was at the final table 5 times, with a win, chop, 3rd, 5th and 7th.

I am not that good with cash games.

If ya dont believe me about that PM Tiznowthegreat, he was there with me.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:03 PM
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I am NOT a LIAR

I've got people to back me up ask John Perrotta if you don't believe me! He was there in Vegas.

Also in the first two tourney's i've ever played in (at a casino) in Tucson, AZ at the Indian casino... the 1st one I played in I chopped w/ 5 others out of a total of 100 players.

The second time I played I outright won the whole damn thing out of 90 players. Was piss drunk by the end and won like 5 straight head to heads with the last guy to win it all. It was the day I gradumacated from college.

I've played in 6 casino tourney's and was at the final table 5 times, with a win, chop, 3rd, 5th and 7th.

I am not that good with cash games.

If ya dont believe me about that PM Tiznowthegreat, he was there with me.






Oh fifff.




Me thinkth thou doth protetht too loudly.




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Old 07-01-2008, 03:05 PM
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agreed.


I dont play much anymore. Havent in prolly a year.

Would you like to know my secrets?
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:04 PM
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I am NOT a LIAR

I've got people to back me up ask John Perrotta if you don't believe me! He was there in Vegas.

Also in the first two tourney's i've ever played in (at a casino) in Tucson, AZ at the Indian casino... the 1st one I played in I chopped w/ 5 others out of a total of 100 players.

The second time I played I outright won the whole damn thing out of 90 players. Was piss drunk by the end and won like 5 straight head to heads with the last guy to win it all. It was the day I gradumacated from college.

I've played in 6 casino tourney's and was at the final table 5 times, with a win, chop, 3rd, 5th and 7th.

I am not that good with cash games.

If ya dont believe me about that PM Tiznowthegreat, he was there with me.
i consider myself a way better poker player, then horse handicapper.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:06 PM
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i consider myself a way better poker player, then horse handicapper.

I consider myself a very lucky poker player who knows when to fold.

I consider myself a handicapped horse handicapper.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:07 PM
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I consider myself a very lucky poker player who knows when to fold.

I dont even consider myself a handicapped horse handicapper.



Did I say GETTING!!?
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:07 PM
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Did I say GETTING!!?

I edited my wording dummass!
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:09 PM
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rule-eng en leff-eng!!!!

















SNARF!!!!
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:16 PM
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Here's my game Mortimer, or should I call you, Morty.

First I'm a girl so people assume I dont know my right hand from left so I go with it.

Second, I always drink when playing so then my face is red for every hand not just the good ones!

Third in the beginning I'll play a crappy hand and lose on purpose (but not too many chips) so people think I'm clueless.

THEN.. I only play two face cards, pocket pairs or suited connectors. When I think someone has a better hand, I fold.. I dont need to chase pots to just to see the outcome.. dont get involved in the pissing match.

And I always go with my gut feeling.. dont second guess it. I'm lucky to have a good (well maybe a bit fat) gut.

When its down to 2-3 players left, if you get a face card, you play your hand (at least see the flop/turn). The first touney I won was with a King high.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:17 PM
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Seriously ,Uncly, memorize this so you will be ready for me: (It shows lowest to highest card. In other words the card below beats the card above. It gives you the very rudiment of the game.)

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Jack
DiSpencer...I mean Queen
King
Ace






This may help,too:






penny


nickle


dime


quarter

half dollar

dollar


5 dollars


10 dollars


20 dollars


50 dollars

100 dollars




( In the above case the monetary unit below is higher than the one above....and yer so forth.)

OK?
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:06 PM
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i consider myself a way better poker player, then horse handicapper.

This is getting dangerous.
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