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Old 06-30-2008, 01:23 PM
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she wore an.....itsybitsyteenyweenyblackwaistribb-on-ee-nee


that she wore for the first time today


then someone....yankeditoffherohgeez-ow-ee it was done by kgb-ee


now her dress refuses to stay






YAY!!
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:31 PM
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she wore an.....itsybitsyteenyweenyblackwaistribb-on-ee-nee


that she wore for the first time today


then someone....yankeditoffherohgeez-ow-ee it was done by kgb-ee


now her dress refuses to stay






YAY!!



































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Old 06-30-2008, 01:33 PM
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:37 PM
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UnclyTrust refuses to play 5 card pud.


But she will play follow the queen.





Jacks are better is another game she despises.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:39 PM
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What will Sighty be called if she ever becomes a ghost?


Sighty-Boo.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:40 PM
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What do you call a lesbian with a long memory?



UnclyTusk.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:43 PM
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Or a crazy pachyderm?



A phsycophant.
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:18 PM
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What do you call a lesbian with a long memory?



UnclyTusk.


my memory constantly fails me. So I'm UnclynoTusk
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:30 PM
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UnclyTrust refuses to play 5 card pud.


But she will play follow the queen.





Jacks are better is another game she despises.

I do like to play Follow the b*tch.

The only poker I've played in tourey's is sissy hold em'.

I'll five card your pud anyday morty!
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:38 PM
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Give me a break already.




I am unbeatable at 5 or 7 card stud.



That's right.

That's what I said----unbeatable.
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:55 PM
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And now the ...CAH-SOL.. becomes public property as I have been promoted to a supervisory position at Draculas.....CAH-SOL.

I am due from several of you ladies photos in your undergarments...so I will check pm from time to time.















Don't disappoint me.
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Old 06-30-2008, 03:05 PM
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Give me a break already.




I am unbeatable at 5 or 7 card stud.



That's right.

That's what I said----unbeatable.

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