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Old 06-27-2008, 09:58 AM
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They are all pretty funny, but....:

8. Which race will be added to the card in 2009?

(a) About 3 1/2 furlongs for geldings running clockwise on grass
(b) 2 miles for ridglings (no jockeys)
(c) 1 mile, 70 yards for maidens, 6 years old and up, who have never run in the Northern Hemisphere
(d) A filly and mare turf mile (on dirt at 7 1/2 furlongs)
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:01 AM
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They are all pretty funny, but....:

8. Which race will be added to the card in 2009?

(a) About 3 1/2 furlongs for geldings running clockwise on grass
(b) 2 miles for ridglings (no jockeys)
(c) 1 mile, 70 yards for maidens, 6 years old and up, who have never run in the Northern Hemisphere
(d) A filly and mare turf mile (on dirt at 7 1/2 furlongs)

(e) Trainer Dutrow runs around the white rail and the Horses chase him
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:04 AM
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(e) Trainer Dutrow runs around the white rail and the Horses chase him
f) Curlin vs Big Brown Match race where Curlin runs clockwise and BB runs counterclockwise and first one back to home plate wins
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:09 AM
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f) Curlin vs Big Brown Match race where Curlin runs clockwise and BB runs counterclockwise and first one back to home plate wins

That would be fun!
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:09 AM
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What does the DC in Washington DC stand for?
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:13 AM
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What does the DC in Washington DC stand for?
D rug C ity
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:14 AM
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:14 AM
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District of Crooks
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:15 AM
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:16 AM
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Disingenuous Cacaheads.
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:18 AM
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:27 AM
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Actually ..and in the end.....not very much.
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You all should have never answered the little brat...let her suffer.
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:09 AM
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You all should have never answered the little brat...let her suffer.

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or am i in the wrong thread
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