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Old 06-26-2008, 10:39 AM
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I have a redo on Elvis Presley's People.

I hope you all enjoy it.


I call it...People.








People,
People who need donuts
Are the luckiest people in the world
Were especially hooked to je-lly
And we don't stop opening wide
Until they are deep inside
Acting more like hungry a crea-ture
Donuts
Are things I nur-ture
Theyre the tastiest morsel in the world
When I'm out I call a person,
One very special person
Asking "Hawney...do you have any double cheese pizza ,man?"
Says "you want half or whole?"
Oh ahm so hawgry ,baby...whatever you can
But first be a person who needs .......doooo-nuts
People, people who need donuts
Are the luckiest people in the world.

With one person
One very special person
A feeling deep in your calf
Someone who gives you whole not half
No more hunger at night
Because you know I am right
People, people who need...dooo-nuts
Are the luckiest people in the world.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:59 AM
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I have ( shut up) redone Ramblin' Man

I hope you all enjoy it. You may want too open it as you read.



I call it...Ramblin' Man.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x28jaeyX2s










[chorus]
Steve, I was born a gamblin man,
Tryin to make a livin and doin the best I can.
And when its time for cappin',
I hope you'll understand,
That I think mortimer's the man.

Well my father was a gambler up in cleveland,
He wound up hearin' yer stuff.
I told 'im he was headed for losin'
He figured he'd had enough

Chorus

He is on his way to thistleydowns this mornin,
Leaving out yer hanidcappin' sheets,
He told me son i will try you,
Steve, now he thinks the world of me.

Chorus

[repeat and fade]
Steve, I was born a gamblin man,
Tryin to make a livin and doin the best I can.
And when its time for cappin',
I hope you'll understand,
That I think mortimer's the man.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:13 AM
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it's so light at the ...CAH-SOL
she sang this about me
singing it like an ...ANG-OL,
strange-ol...shetoolovesmort-ee!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqss0y3I12o
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:30 AM
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:34 AM
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WHO HAS DONE THIS THING!!?















GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:33 AM
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I would like to do my own personal haunting in song...to a girl back home.




I call it....CarlaAnn






(Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn) (Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn) Oh CarlaAnn Let go of my hand CarlaAnn You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn( Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn) I went to a dance, looking for romance, Saw CarlaAnn and she wore such tight pants I had to take a chance On CarlaAnn Let go of my hand You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn Tried AuntyCooby Tried Nabby Dabby, too Tried ThebbyLou But I knew they wouldn't do Like CarlaAnn Let go of my hand You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:15 PM
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lyrical









ghostical












empirical
















conical




comical



chronological



biological
















nauhtical

































lovical










There are times when all the world is sheep
They run so very fast
From such a strange man..his name's 2hot4meep-meep
He must have a secret past
Still he chases after the herd
But please tell me who he is this nerd
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:06 PM
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Morty do you play poker?
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:17 PM
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Morty do you play poker?
Why...yes.

I do.
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:24 PM
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Do you wash dishes?
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:29 PM
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Do you wash dishes?

no

thats a womans job
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:36 PM
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no

thats a womans job

I laughed.
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:30 PM
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Why...yes.

I do.

We should play sometime!
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:33 PM
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And...how do you propose we do that..MS. No Washy??
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:31 PM
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And...how do you propose we do that..MS. No Washy??

Saratoga... opening weekend!!
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