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Old 06-21-2008, 12:31 AM
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I'll have to try and see it....but that was much better.

Too kind.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:07 AM
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Hush hush, sweet Franny
Franny, don't you cry
Hush hush, sweet Franny
He'll love you till he dies
Oh, hold him darling
Please hold him tight
And brush the tear from your eye
You weep because you had a dream last night
You dreamed that he said goodbye
He held two roses within his hand
Two roses he gave to you
The red rose tells you of his passion
The white rose his love so true
(Chorus)
And every night after he shall die
Yes every night when he's gone
The wind will sing you this lullaby
Sweet Franny was loved by MORTE"




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Old 06-26-2008, 05:05 PM
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Yoo-Hoo !!!!!

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A song to garden by:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_exY9ptMbA
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:24 PM
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OH MINE GOD!!













fr&l-a!!!






It's a PAR-TAY!!














..uh-oh.....I have a woody.
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:00 PM
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OH MINE GOD!!



fr&l-a!!!


It's a PAR-TAY!!

..uh-oh.....I have a woody.

call your doctor if it lasts more than 4-6 hours...and next time cut the pill in half
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:09 PM
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call your doctor if it lasts more than 4-6 hours...and next time cut the pill in half


It comes naturally.


That's the problem.
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:24 PM
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with the flower nectar ..you i would annoint
so that you may take a hold of my fine,strong..................

















..i give up already.
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:07 PM
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I have written a garden poim for you,Franny:





I wish to plant your lovely.........................................nah .












I see the stem..I see your ulna
I see the petals ...I see your .............................no--better not.



















In the garden pretty
With you I would like to sitty
At me you would yell like Mr. Whipples
Don't touch my.......................................ah don't thank so.















The flowers in the West
My hands on your....................................I cannot do this thing.

































Phooey.
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Old 06-28-2008, 11:24 AM
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Quote:
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OH MINE GOD!!


fr&l-a!!!


It's a PAR-TAY!!


..uh-oh.....I have a woody.

OH MY !!!!


You really need to get out of the basement more often if a twinkling flower and a Ricky Nelson song gets you excited.....



I have a poem for today but I think it should go in the CAH-SOL.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:20 PM
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I will never return to the Secret Garden again.
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:28 PM
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I will never return to the Secret Garden again.
Why?

......... .........
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