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Old 06-20-2008, 03:11 PM
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YOW!!


I missed this!........




Anyhoo----STEVE! This place is an abysmal mess! Get the Nerdy crew in here and spiffy it up...immediately.
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:39 PM
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Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:53 PM
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Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.

Yes be sure to study hard, don't mix those orbs up with specks of dust.

I have to go take care of my doggie, he is afraid of thunder...

Well that Deb-O-Deb does like to catch you by surprise.

I'm afraid alone in the day...you might scare me, I may pounce if you frighten me.
But my pointed tin foil hat should help to calm me down.

Just make sure you bring your zebra.
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:09 PM
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You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:58 PM
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Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.

Not true. I would never waste food.




























I only use paintball guns.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:38 PM
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:11 PM
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Franny ,Dahling.




YOO-HOO!







Are you here?


I have flowers :


* * * * * *




Chocolates:


l l l l l












And I didn't forget you!!



Here.......






.......an SEC flag!!:





I hope you like it......
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:16 PM
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She's not here.





And it's quarter past 11.

This is a sign.








I think it's the extended version of the middle finger.













I am so very sad.

I don't want to cry in front of everyone.

I must go back to the ....CAH-SOL......my behind in woe.
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:19 PM
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I'm late, I'm late........for a very important....

I'm sorry I stopped to read the debate on the FED in the saddling area !!!!
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:26 PM
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Franny ,Dahling.

YOO-HOO!


Are you here?

I have flowers :


* * * * * *

Chocolates:


l l l l l




And I didn't forget you!!

Here.......


.......an SEC flag!!:





I hope you like it......
Just with all the effort.

But I'm here in the garden alone in the dark and now no one is here...
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:28 PM
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Well...OK. Watch this...I'm going to impress you. I'll take my shirt off and show you a muscle group I am particularly proud of......my obliques:





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What do you think? Pretty spiffy---aye?
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