Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

Well I've never ridden a stuffed Zebra, but I'll try....might be fun as long as you keep your harness on.


Are we dining on steak tar-tar today?
...it's that predator (sizzlin red hot) thing in you!

EAUXH!!!














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...thud!

[FGFan]

You changed your location AGAIN..... was it the harness mention?

I told you I was behooved.....

GEE





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ummmmm































oh forget it!!!!!!!

[Mortimer]

fr&l-a!!!!!





!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Mortimer]

I must rest for tonights fine haunting.





(Mr. Geeker.....I didn't mean to be nasty......my nose is growing!!

Well only a little....OH MY GOD!!

OK...so I did,but you can come back if you promise no more filthy smut.)






We'll see who the sissies are later.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

fr&l-a!!!!!





!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I don't know what fr&l-a means please interpert!!!


Why you are truly amazing, thinking and typing and




POOF



I reappeared, fine mental powers sir.





I shall rename you THE GREAT AND AMAZING MORITMER !!!!!

The wonderous, mind-boggling feats of magic will swoon the faint of heart !!!!!!!



By chance are you the reincarnation of Herr Doktor Mesmer...haunting this scary cah-sol?

[Mortimer]

Thank you so much Tranny...I mean Franny.





We're even as I had to look up this Mesmer guy.

Dragon Tail.

Shame on you!





fr&l-a was developed my myself and a fine poster by the name of DaveK1 sauce.



In the spirit of 1984...or maybe BraveNewWorld.....we were working on shortening the language,but with no ulterior motive.

It means ( literally--mind you)-----floor rolling and laughing minus azz.

This compresses the more common term----rolling on the floor laughing my azz off. ( rotflmao)












Also thank you for the "great Mortimer"....but that has been shortened for sometime now to................MORTE'.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Thank you so much Tranny...I mean Franny.
We're even as I had to look up this Mesmer guy.

Dragon Tail.

Shame on you!


fr&l-a was developed my myself and a fine poster by the name of DaveK1 sauce.

In the spirit of 1984...or maybe BraveNewWorld.....we were working on shortening the language,but with no ulterior motive.

It means ( literally--mind you)-----floor rolling and laughing minus azz.

This compresses the more common term----rolling on the floor laughing my azz off.


Also thank you for the "great Mortimer"....but that has been shortened for sometime now to................MORTE'.

Well then....fr&l-a, I particularly like it in blue, and in the franklin font.
But why minus the AZZ?

Then forevermore you shall be MORTE', to be recorded with the likes Houdini and Eisenheim !!!!!!

If this cah-sol remains pure and clean I shall try to return to this nites hauntings, BUT I MUST bring my pointed tin foil hat.


Oh and I think Sighty is watching the lawn grow somewhere.....

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

Well then....fr&l-a, I particularly like it in blue, and in the franklin font.
But why minus the AZZ?

Then forevermore you shall be MORTE', to be recorded with the likes Houdini and Eisenheim !!!!!!

If this cah-sol remains pure and clean I shall try to return to this nites hauntings, BUT I MUST bring my pointed tin foil hat.


Oh and I think Sighty is watching the lawn grow somewhere.....

OK...I hope you're not being disingenuous here.






fr&l-a = rotflmao


Now you see why "minus azz" ??


You do fine work.




But actually I think Sighty is modeling in some Sightings reruns.

[Mortimer]

I have penned a new version of Johnny B. Goode.



I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it-----Johnny B. Goode:






Deep down in in your mind near the noodle lump
Way back up in the lobes of your memory dump
There stood old SnowyWoods made so soft yet so sinwey
Where lived an imaginary boy named Morty Foxworthy
Who'd never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play your mind just like a ringin' a bell

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

He used to carry his book o' poims in a funny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by BrownSugars shack
Her and Deb-O-Deb would see him him sittin' in the shade
Hummin' with the rhythm that his noodle made
NerdyTrailers passed him by they would stop and say
Oh my but that little Woodsy boy's gonna get killed some day

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

His mother told him someday you will be a man
And when you do I suggest you just better scram
Many TrueSwine comin' from miles around
To hear your poims ,throw rocks, call you names and plant you in the ground
Maybe some day your name will be in lights
Sayin' "Morty in Woods better run away tonight"

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

[Mortimer]

ooOOOOOooooPOO!






I don't know if I can haunt tonight.

[geeker2]

performed by Bachman, Turner Overdrive?

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I have penned a new version of Johnny B. Goode.



I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it-----Johnny B. Goode:






Deep down in in your mind near the noodle lump
Way back up in the lobes of your memory dump
There stood old SnowyWoods made so soft yet so sinwey
Where lived an imaginary boy named Morty Foxworthy
Who'd never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play your mind just like a ringin' a bell

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

He used to carry his book o' poims in a funny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by BrownSugars shack
Her and Deb-O-Deb would see him him sittin' in the shade
Hummin' with the rhythm that his noodle made
NerdyTrailers passed him by they would stop and say
Oh my but that little Woodsy boy's gonna get killed some day

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

His mother told him someday you will be a man
And when you do I suggest you just better scram
Many TrueSwine comin' from miles around
To hear your poims ,throw rocks, call you names and plant you in the ground
Maybe some day your name will be in lights
Sayin' "Morty in Woods better run away tonight"

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

ROR!
and
FR&L-A

Pies for you...

!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

ROR!
and
FR&L-A

Pies for you...

!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you-----VERY much.



Perhaps we can start anew and meet in the Secret Garden...one more time.

Your choice of time and day.....or night----when it's dark.

I really studied for this and don't want it to go to waste.

OooOOooOOoooOoooOOOOo

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

OooOOooOOoooOoooOOOOo

OH MY GOD!!!





























Oh...I'm not supposed to be scared.


Forget what I said.

[Mortimer]

midnight at the ....CAH -SOL
i have found a woman from la
she carries her dupa in a .....BAH-SOL,
yo-yo.......let's hearwhatsomeonehastosay!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_W4W8POLgo

I'd skip to about 1 minute

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Thank you-----VERY much.



Perhaps we can start anew and meet in the Secret Garden...one more time.

Your choice of time and day.....or night----when it's dark.

I really studied for this and don't want it to go to waste.

Well let's see...
I sang you songs, and you said "thud"
I awed at your ghostly obliques
I cooed for your flowers and chocolates and you said "phooey" and left
and came back to the haunting....

Let me think........



















phooey


























thud





































well ok

[Mortimer]

!!!!














fr&l-a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















Day and time?