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Old 06-07-2008, 06:32 AM
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I remember my first beer.


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I can hardly wait until you finally get laid.
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Old 06-07-2008, 06:37 AM
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Random sober thoughts.

- Do they have those breathalizer things (that people have to breath into before their car starts) for computers?

- It would be detrimental to Andy's well being if he held his breath until Justin got laid.

- Noon can't get here fast enough.
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Old 06-07-2008, 06:55 AM
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I remember my first beer.


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I can hardly wait until you finally get laid.
Im thinking prop bet here...who gets laid first, Justin or Scavs?

I'll take Justin at -165
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Old 06-07-2008, 07:35 AM
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Hmm. These thoughts are remarkably similar to Justin's random sober thoughts.
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Old 06-07-2008, 07:36 AM
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Im thinking prop bet here...who gets laid first, Justin or Scavs?

I'll take Justin at -165


Scavs has already mentioned he frequents gay bars in Chicago......Justin should be more like -850.
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Old 06-07-2008, 08:26 AM
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Scavs has already mentioned he frequents gay bars in Chicago......Justin should be more like -850.
That would explain the sandals that he was sporting in the winner's circle at Arlington Park!
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Old 06-07-2008, 08:38 AM
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Im thinking prop bet here...who gets laid first, Justin or Scavs?

I'll take Justin at -165

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That would explain the sandals that he was sporting in the winner's circle at Arlington Park!
Ouch, Dude's taking a beating while he sleeps....I might as well pile on.

He told me he those were his "waitress slayer" sandals. Combine them with the blindingly yellow shirt and he is irresistable to all waitresses.
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Old 06-07-2008, 09:12 AM
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Ouch, Dude's taking a beating while he sleeps....I might as well pile on.

He told me he those were his "waitress slayer" sandals. Combine them with the blindingly yellow shirt and he is irresistable to all waitresses.
damn....biggs gets a shot in..
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Old 06-07-2008, 09:20 AM
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Ouch, Dude's taking a beating while he sleeps....I might as well pile on.

He told me he those were his "waitress slayer" sandals. Combine them with the blindingly yellow shirt and he is irresistable to all waitresses.






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Old 06-07-2008, 09:21 AM
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scavs would hit that
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