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Old 05-30-2008, 11:46 AM
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You are Kasept's dummy-down go-to guy. It's a lot of responsibility.
Dummy-down? Uh, hardly... Make that the 'Smarten Up' go-to guy...

Morty is in fact 'The Great Equalizer'.. His ability to sniff out internet posturers and phonies is 2nd to none. He cannot be let loose in the so-called smart threads because he is TOO smart for them...
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:47 AM
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:54 AM
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Dummy-down? Uh, hardly... Make that the 'Smarten Up' go-to guy...

Morty is in fact 'The Great Equalizer'.. His ability to sniff out internet posturers and phonies is 2nd to none. He cannot be let loose in the so-called smart threads because he is TOO smart for them...
Right. Since you asked for suggestions for the Belmont Day show, why not put him on the air for a segment?
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:13 PM
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Right. Since you asked for suggestions for the Belmont Day show, why not put him on the air for a segment?
I'd be willing to bet Morty is too shy to join me for an on air segment... but if he would, I'd guarantee entertainment.

(I already have DougS on weekly.. Isn't that enough?)
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:32 PM
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I'd be willing to bet Morty is too shy to join me for an on air segment... but if he would, I'd guarantee entertainment.

(I already have DougS on weekly.. Isn't that enough?)
How about THE DUDE with Australian racing handicapping angles?
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:04 PM
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How about THE DUDE with Australian racing handicapping angles?
Well..Mr. Excitement.








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Right. Since you asked for suggestions for the Belmont Day show, why not put him on the air for a segment?
And your top 4 for the derby this year were.....................which?---Mr. Evaporator Head?
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:48 PM
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And your top 4 for the derby this year were.....................which?---Mr. Evaporator Head?
I had a decent wager on the Pool 1 "All Others" group. Did ok. I could not wait for your plays any longer. Will you accept Steve's generous offer for you to appear on his Belmont show?
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:52 PM
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I had a decent wager on the Pool 1 "All Others" group. Did ok. I could not wait for your plays any longer. Will you accept Steve's generous offer for you to appear on his Belmont show?

Yes....I figured you for an "all" guy.

And I don't think EightBelles and Tail of E-Thebby made anyone wait too long.....but I will say this:




You mean Steve didn't invite you?????.....yet????
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:59 PM
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Mr. Pud?



You mean to say---you decided to challenge Steve's comment about my being smart...with your own little sarcastic comment by daring him to invite me on his fine program....DARING him--mind you.....when all the while YOU have never been invited??


Doesn't this deja vu back to black pots and whatnots?
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:00 PM
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Let it be known in an erstwhile way that BENTMAHPUD has never been invited to appear on Steve's program....NEVER.




I have....








...don't ya know.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:03 PM
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Yes....I figured you for an "all" guy.

And I don't think EightBelles and Tail of E-Thebby made anyone wait too long.....but I will say this:




You mean Steve didn't invite you?????.....yet????
No. Anyway, I have opera lessons that day.

You should go on.

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Old 05-30-2008, 01:04 PM
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Should Don'trow be suspended again?







Discussion!!
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:05 PM
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[quote=SentToStud]
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Yes....I figured you for an "all" guy.

And I don't think EightBelles and Tail of E-Thebby made anyone wait too long.....but I will say this:




You mean Steve didn't invite you?????.....yet????[/QUOTE]

No. Anyway, I have opera lessons that day.

You should go on.

Glad you cleared that up.

I've been invited...you haven't.






Tell ya what ahm gonna do.......you get in touch with Andrew Sterling and tell him I sent you.


He'll know what to do.
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:48 PM
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Right. Since you asked for suggestions for the Belmont Day show, why not put him on the air for a segment?

I'm sorry---that was rude.

I'll tell you what...I'll go on the day after you get invited to vomit your Welschsish like grape juice.


Is this fair?
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:29 PM
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I'm sorry---that was rude.

I'll tell you what...I'll go on.


Is this fair?
Sorry, looks like you took to long to acccept. He's working on getting in touch with Jack Klugman.

Maybe next year. Though, probably not.
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I think a tuning fork would only refuse its work order and simply stab you.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:33 PM
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Who ever put that fool kit together....next time do it right.





For a change.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:35 PM
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Steve...I believe BentMahPud has reinforced your thought on barring me from the smart threads...proving himself a 90%er.


I didn't realize how much of an animal I can be with these nincompoops.
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Morty...please come get some...........
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