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Old 05-29-2008, 08:50 AM
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You're wrong on that one. OH is calibrated to trip at 7 mph over. Know that one for a fact, as I graduated from high school in OH with someone who's father was the commander of the local highway patrol office.
how dare you question morty's rightness??? he has NEVER been wrong.




that was my application for your posse morty. can i get in the clubhouse now?
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:09 AM
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how dare you question morty's rightness??? he has NEVER been wrong.




that was my application for your posse morty. can i get in the clubhouse now?




Capture Public Enemy Number One ,Bonnie Parker, and we'll see.

But be warned....she has vowed never to be issued a speeding ticket alive.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:14 AM
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Notice the swine never questioned my assertion a speeding ticket is a life without parole consequense.

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Old 05-29-2008, 09:16 AM
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The deadly outlaw Ms. Parker is said to be crafting a book entitled.....

TRAFFIC COURT:HOW I SURVIVED.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:18 AM
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Soon to be followed by ...



MY LIFE ON THE RUN FROM ROAD CROSSWALK GUARDS
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:21 AM
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Gosh...I'm still reeling from that last notype zinger.



I may have to get myself to the nearest Barbershop to tend to my near fatal wounds.
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:23 AM
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Ms. Parker is also working on a fine poim...




The Legend of Bonnie and The Philski
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Old 05-29-2008, 10:53 AM
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Gosh...I'm still reeling from that last notype zinger.



I may have to get myself to the nearest Barbershop to tend to my near fatal wounds.
man, i try to kid with you and get yelled at, try to be cool and join your posse and get yelled at.......is there any pleasing you morty? i bet if i learn how to post pictures of boobees, you'd be my friend, huh??
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